I guess I could have gone up to him and said "Who was your first?" But the last time I struck up geeky T-shirt conversation with a guy I was sorely disappointed.
She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.
Spike ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2011 4:04:54 pm PDT #29655 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Mar 22, 2011 4:09:27 pm PDT #29656 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Remember that episode of Friends where Phoebe's smoke detector kept beeping, and she couldn't make it stop?
And remember how our house has ridiculously high ceilings and we don't have a big ladder?
This explains why my husband was balancing a ladder on two bar chairs.
sarameg - Mar 22, 2011 4:12:38 pm PDT #29657 of 30001
I would have just thrown things at it until it broke.
But I've been there. At 2 am. Luckily, I could reach it with the ladder I had. Or rather, them. It was 2 am, I wasn't going to try to figure out which of the 3 it was, so I just yanked all of them down to deal with in the morning. At 2 am.
Daisy Jane - Mar 22, 2011 4:20:24 pm PDT #29658 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ugh, not only am I home sick, but I had to give up my Lords of Acid ticket because there's no way I could do that. Grrr. I had better be well by this weekend.
Jesse - Mar 22, 2011 4:20:51 pm PDT #29659 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This is the kind of scenario which has let to my standing on a folding chair in high heels.
sarameg - Mar 22, 2011 4:25:59 pm PDT #29660 of 30001
At 2 am? Kinky.
Jesse - Mar 22, 2011 4:37:33 pm PDT #29661 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not at 2am.
Liese S. - Mar 22, 2011 4:40:01 pm PDT #29662 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
These are bad plans, people! Invest in ladders that reach your ceilings!
(Says the woman covered in fiberglass insulation and coughing because she just was crawling around in her attic trying to run a cable.) On reflection? Should really have put those wall jacks on the interior rather than the exterior wall, where the roofline comes down all small. So far, fail. But will try again, running the fishing line down in the other direction, although I am unclear on whether or not I'll need to drill to achieve that and if so, where.
Allyson - Mar 22, 2011 4:40:54 pm PDT #29663 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Someone is wrong on the internet.
VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN, PEOPLE.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2011 4:43:31 pm PDT #29664 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Only in high heels?