I just had my girl's bf say "wow, I need a male version of u!!!" Damn, maybe I can talk to teens and they hear me??

Got any guys you can hook him up with? I figure every teen could use an awesome non-parental but responsible figure.

I am feeling pleased because a friend just called me up and was like "I need a dinner date, you free?" and I was! And it's someone I've been becoming better friends with. So that's yay.

I'm in the middle of the paintball episode right now, and oh, mothereffing gee,

For example, I breathe on the opposite side of my stroke, not under the arm that's stroking forward (IOW, when my right arm is stroking forward, that's when I breathe to my left, and it's always to my left).

No matter how many miles I'd swim, I could only ever breathe on my right side. All efforts to breathe on the left resulted in near drowning. Not sure why. Left handed and all.

Keeping the bum up was always a challenge for me too. Weirdly, stroke paddles helped with that. If I wasn't at the right angle, they'd pop right off.

You all are tempting me to get back in the pool. There is one within visual distance of my front door, but I've never been in it. Somehow, the smell of chlorine takes me back to high school like one of those squiggly screened tv flashbacks and I become immediate tired. And the germs creep me out. But...exercise. It would be good for me, right?

Cleanup on aisle three. I just had Harmon's babies.

Whoa. The design basis for Fukushima Daiichi was to survive a 5.7-meter tsunami and a magnitude 8 quake. The tsunami that hit the site was 14 meters high and the quake was magnitude 9. The reactors and backup generators were 10 to 13 meters above sea level.

They're making progress. They have offsite power run to units 1 and 2, although the most recent update I've seen says they're checking equipment before energizing it. The fire trucks got water into the unit 4 spent fuel pool.

I feel a need to point out that radiation levels in food that exceed government standards does not necessarily mean "dangerous" levels, as the headlines say. Also, there was a burning oil refinery and the waves washed over gasoline, oil, lead and who knows what else. That stuff is much harder to test for, but certainly harmful. The good thing about radiation is that it's easy to detect by anyone. One of my favorite quotes was in an article some years ago about a toxic waste management company. The manager said, "Nuclear waste! I love nuclear waste. If you lose it, you can find it again."

Go, bonny!! I've turned into a mega-advocate for swimming. I feel so damn good after finishing off my laps, and it's the best all-body exercise I can think of. No impact on your joints (although you can whack the hell out of your arms if you don't pay attention to how close you are to the wall!), and if you're sweating, you don't notice it in all the water that surrounds you. (I hate sweating.)

See how much they charge. If it's a community pool, it might not be too bad--mine only charges $69/year for residents, $89 for nonresidents.

Kathy, regular swimming is free. There are some interesting classes for next to nothing as well.

Classes might be a good way to get my feet wet. Literally.

Cleanup on aisle three. I just had Harmon's babies.

Isn't the paintball ep awesome? That's the ep that did it for me. Beau was keeping his cool while watching the ep until Chang came out in the suit with the music. That even got Beau laughing.

LeN, I started saying the "Come with me if you want to..." line with Abed, and it just got better from there. The moment you cite made me HOWL.

Yeah, I mainlined 25 episodes today. O, dear, GOD. I really need to get back in the office.

I will fully admit I lost it. I had to stop the DVR, finish laughing and restart that scene. That whole sequence was just genius. Completely "Hot Fuzz" worthy.