How about a category for people who would really like a dog, but doesn't think that would be fair to the dog because of their lifestyle, but has untrainable cats, so she spends her time looking at dogs on rescue sites but always chickens out.

I can send you Puppycat. Puppy in a feline form, bless her very small brain.

That was my old job, and pretty much my old title.

Oops. I am apparently good at jargon. If training is a big part of your job, it should definitely be in there.

Hivemind! I need help. I'm trying to come up with a pithy title for myself for a business card. "Badass deconstructor" isn't quite appropriate. Maybe something about reusing, rebuilding, revitalizing? Argh.

Sustainable Residence Reinventor

but don't forget that you're training others too

Etr word choice that wasn't really as smart as it thought it was.

"Tear It Down, Build Them Up" -- Green Rebuilding Guru & Environmental Educator

Since we're talking about pets: Guest Dog and What Guest Dog Can Do. That second picture is for real. (Please to ignore the filth in our driveway. But do admire the lovely watering can in the lower right foreground.)

Bear momma with good taste: [link]

Your driveway looks like mine. Le sigh.

Guest dog is at least cute and entertaining.

Lots of good suggestions, thank you all. I've got "train and sustain" in my head, too.

Dang, that is impressive, Steph.

Aw, Steph, Guest Dog has very sweet eyes. Must need a BIG fence, though.