The squirrel landed in my cleavage.
::falls over laughing::
I think that's better than me stabbing myself in the ass.
Raise your hand if 'ew.'
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Mar 09, 2011 4:06:19 pm PST #27386 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Amy - Mar 09, 2011 4:06:46 pm PST #27387 of 30001
Because books.
sara, you need a break this week. And a drink.
Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you...
I feel the horrible urge to yell, "Blucher!"
Steph L. - Mar 09, 2011 4:08:02 pm PST #27388 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"What hump?"
Amy - Mar 09, 2011 4:09:58 pm PST #27389 of 30001
Because books.
Heh. Good times.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2011 4:10:05 pm PST #27390 of 30001
My parents' cats BeauBeau and Kitten used to get bald spots on the tops of their heads when they lived in NoCal. Bluejays picked on them. And these were badass cats.
I think college squirrels might hang out too close to the dorms and pick up on some illicit substances; Guilco squirrels were equally as dumb. I tripped over more than a few, and had to rescue at least 3 from basement window-wells. And then there was the exam where one was DYING in a window-well in front of me. I finally told Rex that if he wanted me to pass the exam, he had to call facilities.
The ones that hung around the freshman dorm DEFINITELY got high on pot.
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2011 4:11:23 pm PST #27391 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That article makes me look like a hug slut.
Sara, at least we're at hump day? I said that to someone at work in the elevator, and they pointed out they're working all weekend. Including on my deployment. Whoops.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2011 4:15:45 pm PST #27392 of 30001
At this point, I feel like I'm at mile 22 in a marathon. Doesn't matter I'm mostly done, those last 4 mile I CANNOT DO.
Did I mention I was unsuccessfully trying to print out coupons for my mechanic? I'll try from work tomorrow.
And I still need to do my taxes.
Liese S. - Mar 09, 2011 4:17:44 pm PST #27393 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Seriously, sara, the universe needs to let up on you.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2011 4:25:16 pm PST #27394 of 30001
I've had worse weeks, I'm sure, but this year has been unrelenting in deal-now-stupid shit with barely a chance to enjoy the good stuff. I just want to not be constantly in a reactive state.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2011 4:28:08 pm PST #27395 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A baby's reaction to seeing his reflection: So We Meet Again!!