Brenda, that starts out fantastic and then gets... fantasticer. Kudos to your friend.
Looks like civilization finally caught up with us.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strega - Mar 03, 2011 4:52:40 pm PST #26197 of 30001
beekaytee - Mar 03, 2011 4:53:27 pm PST #26198 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Where are you going to be set up, Holli? In the school yard or on the street?
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2011 5:10:23 pm PST #26199 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Mar 03, 2011 5:12:47 pm PST #26200 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
OMG. Freaky.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2011 5:15:07 pm PST #26201 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, looks like the media finally got what they wanted - actual controversy.
NU president 'troubled' by sex toy demonstration on campus
Northwestern University President Morton Schapiro said today he is "troubled and disappointed" by the live sex toy demonstration on campus last week and has launched an investigation.
He released a statement saying the university is looking into the appropriateness of the demonstration, where about 100 students in a psychology class witnessed a naked woman being penetrated by a sex toy.
Schapiro called the decision by Professor J. Michael Bailey "extremely poor judgment."
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"Northwestern faculty members engage in teaching and research on a wide variety of topics, some of them controversial. That is the nature of a university. However, in this instance, I have directed that we investigate fully the specifics of this incident, and also clarify what constitutes appropriate pedagogy, both in this instance and in the future," he said.
Wanker.
amych - Mar 03, 2011 5:15:23 pm PST #26202 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
That's... kind of cool, but I say that as someone with no phobia and a different Mazda model.
Holli - Mar 03, 2011 5:16:39 pm PST #26203 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
In the school yard, bonny. Apparently they're two different markets, run separately!
Amy - Mar 03, 2011 5:17:46 pm PST #26204 of 30001
Because books.
From the recall article:
“Maybe they just like cars that go ‘Zoom-Zoom,’” he said. “We honestly don’t know.”
Okay, that's pretty funny.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2011 5:22:22 pm PST #26205 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Yeah. And a clever way of getting their advertising slogan some free exposure.
Cass - Mar 03, 2011 5:23:21 pm PST #26206 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
A spring will also be installed to prevent spider intrusion, according to the letter.
Maybe less funny if you own that car but whoever was assigned that article had some fun with the writing.