Kid with vuvella thing across the street - may need to relocate" and of course it totally looks like the kid across the street has a misspelled vulva.
On the subject of "kids say the darndest things" one of the girls at Matilda's school, McKenzie, has latched onto Emmett as her buddy. When he arrived yesterday, McKenzie and Matilda got worked up into a froth of pre-K wackiness, jumping and yelping at him like a pack of frenzied pomeranians.
It culminated when McKenzie (not quite 4) pointed her finger at Emmett and declaimed: "Your poop has talent!"
Which both mystified and bemused us.
Goddamn I miss Fujita. He's here discussing the NFL/player discussion, but he makes a really good argument for collective bargaining. "They need to treat us like we're partners." [link]
My mother once declared, firmly and with conviction, that Danny Thomas was a lesbian.
My mother once declared, firmly and with conviction, that Danny Thomas was a lesbian.
Was she four years old at the time?
Ooh, I meant to tell other swimmers this: I got a catalog along with the suit, and it had all sort of swimming things. Which was fascinating, but I found out there is a lap counter thing that you wear like a ring, so you can just hit the button with your thumb. And it keeps split times. It's $32, but maybe next time my family asks what I want for a gift...
Also, there are all sorts of swimming things I've never heard of nor have they occurred to me.
um ... since she was over 20 when I was born and I'm old enough to remember this, I'd say NO. My mother liked to refer to herself as Mrs. Malaprop - thought it was cute when she got stuff wrong.
I am not showing restraint, once I was out of the procedure not much sounded good anymore. Plus they told me not to go get a big salad like I had planned, also I need to cut down on acidic stuff and caffeine. BASTARDS. also also? Nexium? damn expensive. I am calling the Dr. office tomorrow to ask about other options.
Timelies all!
I am so tired of having dry, itchy skin. I put on body lotion every night, but no relief.
Hec, that reminds me of the pack of wolves "hyperbole and a half"
