When DH gets back, I am locking him in the basement.
srsly
Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.
'Beneath You'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Feb 28, 2011 3:23:26 am PST #25604 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Hil R. - Feb 28, 2011 3:31:11 am PST #25605 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Qaddafi, remixed: [link]
sarameg - Feb 28, 2011 3:50:49 am PST #25606 of 30001
Jesus. I can't believe I was still working at nearly 1 am on Friday. And coherent, if punchy (reviewing email.) Still not back up, because they are monitoring the power carefully. And there are thunderstorms rolling in this afternoon.
Ginger - Feb 28, 2011 4:18:42 am PST #25607 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
When DH gets back, I am locking him in the basement.
Either that or it's time for you to go out of town.
Dear Charlie Sheen: You don't seem to know the first rule of holes.
Steph L. - Feb 28, 2011 4:20:50 am PST #25608 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Dear Charlie Sheen
I love that man. Truly. Because when I feel all batshit crazy, all I gotta do is look at him, and I feel SO MUCH BETTER about myself.
Ginger - Feb 28, 2011 4:25:52 am PST #25609 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Because when I feel all batshit crazy, all I gotta do is look at him, and I feel SO MUCH BETTER about myself.
I've dug myself into some pretty deep holes, but he's working on a journey to the center of the earth.
Lee - Feb 28, 2011 4:27:13 am PST #25610 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Either that or it's time for you to go out of town.
Like SF! Also, UGH. I;m sorry you have to deal with that all on your own.
Trudy Booth - Feb 28, 2011 4:37:34 am PST #25611 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dear Charlie Sheen: You don't seem to know the first rule of holes.
They're not for dicks and coke?
Jessica - Feb 28, 2011 5:01:01 am PST #25612 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The dress theme of this year's Oscars seemed to be ugly beadwork and badly styled boobs. (Note to Jennifer Hudson - nobody at my house could hear what you were saying because OMG TUCK YOUR NIPPLE INTO YOUR DRESS YOU ARE ON TELEVISION!)
Cate Blanchett...I have no idea why your stylist thought it was a good idea to paste bubble gum all over your shoulders and torso. I'm so terribly sorry, because your hair looked amazing.
LAistas, was it really windy last night? There seemed to be an unusual number of bad windswept looks on the red carpet, less so inside the theater.
Is HBC pregnant/breastfeeding or just way more well-endowed than I generally think she is?
I liked Anne's hosting a lot. She just seemed so genuinely surprised and excited to be up on stage with ALL THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE! It was adorable and made me want to be her friend.
It is shameful beyond belief that True Grit did not win a single award. I was expecting at least cinematography and thought it had a good shot at adapted screenplay as well. (And I also loved both Inception and Social Network, so it's not like bad films won, but man, True Grit going home empty handed is not something I was expecting.)
Sparky1 - Feb 28, 2011 5:13:41 am PST #25613 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Either that or it's time for you to go out of town.
I would, but I won't have any vacation time left at this rate.
I totally forgot about the oscars last night.