Five's enough, right? I want a break.
HOOKERS AND BLOW!
Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you.
Buffy ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2011 12:08:08 pm PST #25031 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Feb 25, 2011 12:09:52 pm PST #25032 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, apparently I may be spending the weekend in DC instead of my earlier plans. My flight out of Indy is an hour and a half late (so far), and the next flight I could get out of DC is Sunday morning. Seriously, what the everloving fuck?? I kind of lost it for a minute. There is apparently no other way for me to get to Boston before Sunday, on any airline. But now I am moving forward assuming there's got to be a way, once I get to DC. Alternatively, um, DCistas?
Amy - Feb 25, 2011 12:11:24 pm PST #25033 of 30001
Because books.
You could AmTrak it from DC to Boston, Jesse, but that's going to be a long day on the train.
DavidS - Feb 25, 2011 12:11:35 pm PST #25034 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Making cookies involves standing up, not to mention cleanup. Total candidate for onerous. And cleaning off the TiVo requires discipline! I do not side eye these people. I doff my hat.
You can't put cookies and TV on your onerous tasks unless you're (a) making cookies that you don't like for some event you don't want to attend; (b) you write about TV, or caption it.
That's like putting masturbation on your to-do list. "Oh fuck, gotta go fuck myself. Bother."
Though that does conjure up a weirdly amusing image of Eeyore as an incredibly lazy teenager.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2011 12:13:12 pm PST #25035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Then doing taxes shouldn't be on the list if you get a refund. I mean, it's money!
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2011 12:13:18 pm PST #25036 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's like putting masturbation on your to-do list. "Oh fuck, gotta go fuck myself. Bother."
Masturbation is perfectly valid on a to-do list, if you're donating sperm. Because sometimes it involved driving to Wisconsin or Rockford, IL.
Amy - Feb 25, 2011 12:14:34 pm PST #25037 of 30001
Because books.
I'm pretty sure everyone's entitled to their own definition of onerous.
lisah - Feb 25, 2011 12:15:25 pm PST #25038 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
What airport, Jesse?
Scrappy - Feb 25, 2011 12:16:04 pm PST #25039 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2011 12:16:38 pm PST #25040 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My onerous task for today was finding a workaround for a bunch of damaged archival image files that were needed for books we're having reprinted more than 5 years after the fact. I managed to do this successfully in a day's time against all odds, so if you know any lepers in need of curing now would be a good time to send them my way.