OK, I'll set it up. And email the password info to anyone who wants it.

Me, please! ETA: or I'll just use what you already posted.

And Allyson, I'm eagerly awaiting my copies of Sam. I plan to give one to my niece.

She offered to help me learn how to clean my clothes or wash

Sophia, I'm gobsmacked. I don't even -- what kind of person -- I can't even articulate, just picture me growling and waving my hands like I'm getting into a slapflight with an invisible person. Not even Tino would pull that shit.

Yes! Good one! You can submit at [link]

It's my my real email and the password is buffistas, so go to it. Feel free to change anything...

So we would ... log in as you? Please to help the tech-challenged? (And your email is your profile one?)

You don't have to log in! You can just submit stuff, and I can approve them. The email is not my profile one...

Never mind! I was typing too slow. I bookmarked the submission page.

I do not understand tumbler?

The most humiliating thing is the part where she offered to make me a hygiene/cleaning checklist.

That was the most appalling part to read about. Very WTF! I suspect you're right and it's that you don't smell of lemons or artificial rain scent or whatever she thinks "clean" smells like. I'm sure that she needs to STFU.

Sophia, I suggest you go to the car carrying an air freshener tomorrow. I also suggest you spit at this person.

Sophia, your coworker is really bizarre.

The most humiliating thing is the part where she offered to make me a hygiene/cleaning checklist. Like she did for her mentally challenged brother and sister.

I'm not actually sure she could be more of a bitch.

I don't really understand tumblr either. I am full up on social media. There is no more room in the social part of my brain.