You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2011 7:39:05 am PST #23422 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Doesn't the sentence fragment "in sub-Saharan Africa, especially in Haiti" smack, at best, of sloppy construction?


Sue - Feb 17, 2011 7:40:06 am PST #23423 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I'm more struck by the ignorance of geography.


Kathy A - Feb 17, 2011 7:42:10 am PST #23424 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My first babysitting gig was for our across-the-street neighbors' six-month-old baby. It was probably the perfect first-time babysitting job, since my mom was right across the road for help if I needed it, the family was already really familiar with me and my parents, it was a later-in-the-evening gig so the baby was already asleep, and I only had to comfort her once the rest of the evening.

Soon after that, I was getting the jobs my sister had to turn down due to already being booked for the night, and then I started picking up my own jobs after getting references from those people I'd already worked for. By the time I was 13, I had a regular Saturday night job that lasted for nearly a year with the woman I worked with at the local branch library where I volunteered. She and her hubby were big-time partiers who went out every Saturday night, so the hub would pick me up at 6:00 every week, and then I'd get home sometime between 2 and 3 in the morning. For NYE, they had me just stay overnight since they knew they'd be out even later, so I made breakfast with the kids while the parents were sleeping in, and they paid me double for that night as my belated Christmas present.

I continued babysitting throughout high school, and even on college breaks during my freshman year. My mom moved out of that house into a condo the following summer, so I stopped then.


beekaytee - Feb 17, 2011 7:43:00 am PST #23425 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

One generation passes away, and another generation comes;

An old history professor used to say, "In a hundred years...all new people!"

But the earth abides forever.

I always say, Nature Will Win. Period. Someone said it better upthread...the earth will, indeed survive. Our ability to live on it? Highly questionable.


Kathy A - Feb 17, 2011 7:46:01 am PST #23426 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

the parents were actually very pleased because I handled the crisis.

My big crisis moment babysitting was when I heard an alarm going off in the house, and I got the kids and the dog outside since I thought it was a fire alarm. After we were out there a few minutes and nothing seemed to be happening inside, I told the oldest to stay with his little brother and ventured back in (stupid on my part, but I didn't want to look like an idiot if it was nothing!), only to find out that it was a bedside alarm clock that had a weird alarm and was set for PM not AM. The parents were very sweet when they came home.


lisah - Feb 17, 2011 7:46:28 am PST #23427 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I was babysitting at twelve, too! Sometimes for infants!

Me too!


Vortex - Feb 17, 2011 7:48:38 am PST #23428 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was babysitting when I was 10. Admittedly, it was for the baby next door and my mom was there if I needed anything, but still!


lisah - Feb 17, 2011 7:48:45 am PST #23429 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

In non-babysitting job news, we have a scheduled deployment today at our client's (the giant gov't agency) at 3 and the developer is STILL coding/troubleshooting some key functionality, nothing has been tested, and I'm updating doc as he finishes coding. Granted it's an internal app only used by a few people but STRESS FEST! AND it was supposed to have been deployed at the end of December and then a couple of weeks ago and we've had to delay. UGH!


beekaytee - Feb 17, 2011 7:49:48 am PST #23430 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Younger days or older, I have never been comfortable babysitting. I did a fairly good job, as I recall but the idea of being responsible for a life made me tense.

Give me access to your sanity? I'm a champ. Baby? eek.


Kathy A - Feb 17, 2011 7:52:34 am PST #23431 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I had fun with the kids, more so as they got older and could communicate with me. One of the best compliments I've ever gotten was the time I had to take a short break from babysitting due to being in a play; when I was available again, I called my two biggest clients (both of my neighbors across the street), and the one mom said, "Oh, I'm so glad you're available--the girls have been asking for you!!" Turns out I was the only babysitter who took it upon herself to read to the girls without being prompted by the parents.