Anya: It's lovely! I wish it was mine! Oh like you weren't all thinking the same thing. Giles: I'm fairly certain I wasn't.

'The Killer In Me'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Feb 11, 2011 12:56:28 pm PST #22445 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No cheesecake or pizza or cognac today, alas, just a long dull seminar to bring all the admins up to date on a new faculty-CVs-on-the-intranet program that will make all academic and medical staff appointments and advancements paperless by April. Which, yay and go team paperless!

But the application in its present form includes -- no, doesn't even include, starts out with a tab labeled "Import CV" that, if the faculty member clicks it, will import whatever badly-formatted Word doc CV the faculty member pulls off hir desktop and irrevokably overwrite the university-approved fully formatted CV that's already up there. There's no conceivable reason anyone but an HR admin could ever have to click that tab, and it's the first thing the faculty will see when they log in.

We all screamed and recoiled and flailed at that tab of evil, and the guy leading the seminar asked innocently why we couldn't just explain to our faculty not to click it, there, problem solved. Um. Dude, have you ever met a doctor?

I think we should start a betting pool on which senior MD will be the first to completely overwrite hir 75-page CV with a kitten singing "Fight the Power" or something.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2011 12:58:22 pm PST #22446 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We all screamed and recoiled and flailed at that tab of evil, and the guy leading the seminar asked innocently why we couldn't just explain to our faculty not to click it, there, problem solved. Um. Dude, have you ever met a doctor?

As a programmer, I say, "Dude. Have you ever met a user?"

Of course, most users are fine. But even if 1% of users click on it, it still makes a mess.


Tom Scola - Feb 11, 2011 1:00:40 pm PST #22447 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Tell them they should make the tab bright red, and label it "History Eraser Button".


JZ - Feb 11, 2011 1:04:23 pm PST #22448 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tell them they should make the tab bright red, and label it "History Eraser Button".

And, sadly, I can still guarantee you that won't deter everyone. Most people, yes, but there'll still be that small handful who come to their admins afterward saying mournfully, "Well, I didn't understand what it meant, so I figured it didn't mean me."


msbelle - Feb 11, 2011 1:06:23 pm PST #22449 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am so frustrated with the website for one of the companies that would be a really good place for me to work. When I log in to the careers section, it periodically gives me an error, other times takes my log in, but within a step or two cycles me back to the main page as if I had never signed in. I sent them an email explaining the situation and giving them my browser information, but it makes me doubt whether my other two job submissions ever went through. grrrr.

I could be their site tester. In fact, if I do not get an answer in a day or two, maybe I will sent the head of HR as well as the IT department head an email complete with screen shot and step by step process I took.


Atropa - Feb 11, 2011 1:17:58 pm PST #22450 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Where are people talking about Glee? I don't watch it, but I DO have a question about it.


JZ - Feb 11, 2011 1:18:46 pm PST #22451 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Comedy.


Atropa - Feb 11, 2011 1:21:34 pm PST #22452 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Thank you, JZ!


Kathy A - Feb 11, 2011 1:35:12 pm PST #22453 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Well, I finally got my self-eval done. It's rather stripped-down, due to the fact that none of us think we'll be still here at the end of the year, so our goals for 2011 are pretty much the same as for last year.

And, I paid off my bills at lunchtime, so that's done. I was going to go to the grocery store after work, but there are a few coupons I really should have with me, so I'll go there tomorrow morning. I'm going to be lazy and get a meatloaf at Boston Market for my weekend's lunches and dinners. And then I'll get started on my closets and drawers tonight.


Lee - Feb 11, 2011 1:37:24 pm PST #22454 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

it is Friday, isn't it?

What are people doing this weekend?