Apparently I'm going to spend the rest of the day explaining jokes.
That's my superpower.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Feb 10, 2011 12:23:44 pm PST #22240 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2011 12:24:37 pm PST #22241 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought it was a callback to your ZJ opposite-world reference.
Oops. That was a typo!
SuziQ - Feb 10, 2011 12:24:52 pm PST #22242 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
That was my assumption too, David.
Hil R. - Feb 10, 2011 12:27:02 pm PST #22243 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I stopped at the health food store on the way home from the university. There was a poster about a raw food class, which looked interesting. The bottom of the poster said to register early, and to go to the website for more info. So I got home, looked at the website, and it says that you need to go to the store to register. They couldn't have put this information on the sign in the store?
quester - Feb 10, 2011 12:33:33 pm PST #22244 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Isn't that what a cold is?
Steph, I meant that as in bacterial as opposed to viral. Colds are viruses. But, I don't think garlic can hurt you unless you have a very sensitive stomach.
brenda m - Feb 10, 2011 12:33:56 pm PST #22245 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oops. That was a typo!
Hah! No wait--I mean, hah!
quester - Feb 10, 2011 12:36:10 pm PST #22246 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
What's everybody doing for their Onerous Task today?
I got up, took a shower and put some things away. I'm done.
Liese S. - Feb 10, 2011 12:37:36 pm PST #22247 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Given that I had to drastically reduce my day's plans, I have selected nail polish instead of taxes. I think that's reasonable, right?
Yeah. I fail at Onerous Task Day. Can I have tomorrow as a make-up task day?
Cass - Feb 10, 2011 12:38:00 pm PST #22248 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
They couldn't have put this information on the sign in the store?
Perhaps they are encouraging exercise too.
Just was talking to my mom about a local figure and said, "When Joe Schmo (except I used his real name) knows it's a skeevy thing, it's a really skeevy thing. ... Maybe don't repeat I said that?" I have total class.
Okay, sorting clean clothes into "I need to pack you" and "I need to put you away" and mourning I don't have a robot for this. Socks are going to be a significant part of my luggage.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2011 12:40:20 pm PST #22249 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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