Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Feb 08, 2011 6:46:14 pm PST #21892 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Why did I read the whitefont? Whyyyyyy? Of COURSE that would be the most irredeemably horrible thing to eat. I feel pretty squicked just thinking about it.


Liese S. - Feb 08, 2011 6:47:28 pm PST #21893 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

And see, the thing is I pride myself on being an adventurous eater. But I was not in the appropriate mode when I wilted a little spinach into my wheat egg noodles!


Cass - Feb 08, 2011 6:49:53 pm PST #21894 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Why did I read the whitefont? Whyyyyyy?

Same reason I did?

I regret it too.

I've yet to move the ladybug. It's all cute.


javachik - Feb 08, 2011 6:53:05 pm PST #21895 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, a relaxing dinner should not involve Fear Factor.

Sarameg, I used TurboTax and I think one of the deluxe versions will suit you fine.


Trudy Booth - Feb 08, 2011 7:04:08 pm PST #21896 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I AM NOT EATING THE BEETLE!

Well, not that beetle.


DavidS - Feb 08, 2011 7:04:29 pm PST #21897 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why did you read that whitefont? Seriously, it was all set up to be something you'd hate.

On the plus side, they were totally dead tarantulas, bobbing in a grey jar of pickle juice.

His well-informed verdict? Nast.

ION, has everybody seen the science geek valentines?


billytea - Feb 08, 2011 7:06:13 pm PST #21898 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hee. I would totally tag that, except I don't want to look at my tagline every day and think about EATING BEETLES!

We shall call it "Beatle". Um. Wait.


SuziQ - Feb 08, 2011 7:19:05 pm PST #21899 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

F*ck. I hear the snow plows revving up. I'm not sleeping tonight, am I?


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2011 7:20:51 pm PST #21900 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Welcome to my life.

Well, except for the snowplow bit. But last night was not sleepy at all.


SuziQ - Feb 08, 2011 7:24:12 pm PST #21901 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Heh, I was just comforting myself with the thought that at least I don't have a headache today.

ita - I hope you get my sleep tonight since I won't be using it.