There's never ever going to be another 1984 Apple commercial

Really, not that Pepsi commercial? Evidently, men like to think about sex and women like to think about feelings! It's REVOLUTIONARY!

I don't have to watch the game to watch "Superbowl commercials" now. Which I think has had an effect on the commercials.

Oh, I agree. I just hadn't thought about how advertisers can actually pay for a shorter spot now, and know that a good longer version is going to get seen anyway. That must make the networks nervous.

Evidently, men like to think about sex and women like to think about feelings! It's REVOLUTIONARY!

Some really annoying commercial I keep seeing is talking about how you should be able to get the channels you want and not the ones you don't. Examples include no kids programming and no shopping channels cause you're a dude.

EFFFFFF UUUUUUUUU! I just want to be able to get Speed Channel. And now? I will not be giving you my monies. Because I have ovaries and want the sporty vroom shit but not your seriously offensiveness.

I want to watch vampires, race cars, science stuff, archeology and various Brit shows. Where is the package for me, man?

I want:

• Nature programs with actual informational content.
  
• Music channels that play actual music.

That's about it, really.

I just wish I could pay per channel. I'd honestly pay a lot for Speed Channel.

The fact that I can't watch Formula One anywhere or any way else keeps me stuck on cable. I'd happily pay $20 per F1 race.

Nature programs with actual informational content.

Those are the best!

Those are the best!

We now have a channel, Nat Geo Wild, which does just this. (Our Animal Planet is still a step up from yours, insofar as yours is overrun with America's Funniest Pet Videos and we have at least opted to be overrun with Animal Cops: Detroit. Neither, however, holds a candle to Nat Geo Wild.) Nonetheless, at present I'm just as likely to take advantage of the strong Aussie dollar and buy an Attenborough from Amazon UK.

We also have seven Actual Music channels. There's also MTV, but that's all Real World and such like.

Which is why I am deeply relieved and happy right now, even though my team wasn't anywhere near the championship, because our arch-enemy was, and they lost. Ha!

Liese, sometime how similar we are scares me!

I want a channel called Things David Attenborough Would Narrate and another called Things Neil DeGrasse Tyson Would Narrate and one more called Things Bob Varsha Would Narrate (vroom cars). Everything else I can get online. If you don't talk about mass migrations, supernova or why Ferrari f duct system is different, I don't need you on my tv, I can get you elsewhere if I care.

Taxes are done! Yay Turbo Tax! I never would have thought of all those deductions, and the federal refund will nearly cover all the outstanding IRS bill.

Yikes, this Superbowl is close. There will be no fingernails left in Wisconsin or Pittsburgh.

Or in any of the homes across the country that are united in their Steeler hate.

IOW, SUCK IT, ROETHLISBERGER.