No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Feb 03, 2011 10:26:54 am PST #20891 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, I'm seriously fighting hitting the "checkout" button on a soda stream. My completely sorta-specious reasoning is that since I'm working from home I'm drinking way more fizzywater.

Actually, that's my totally serious reasoning. The specious reasoning is "that makes it almost kinda like a business expense! Pay no attention to the bank balance behind the curtain!!"


shrift - Feb 03, 2011 10:31:30 am PST #20892 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm working from home again today. And I'm getting hungry again. I think roasted red potatoes are in my future.

Chicagoistas, I totes just bought today's LivingSocial deal for Viceroy of India, so we should go eat there sometime soon.


Connie Neil - Feb 03, 2011 10:31:33 am PST #20893 of 30001
brillig

Damn, it's the acid burn that I like. Hm, I wonder if there's a good diet ginger ale I can look into.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2011 10:33:09 am PST #20894 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The clementines I just bought went bad really quickly. And they were small and not very tasty. This will be my excuse, I think, for venturing into a Fresh and Easy.


SailAweigh - Feb 03, 2011 10:34:33 am PST #20895 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Diet Vernor's, if you can find it around you, Connie. Otherwise, I think the brand name is Reed's, Dr. Reed's? Something like that. Very bitey. Don't know if they do it in diet, though.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2011 10:35:41 am PST #20896 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG. Vernor's is not ginger ale. I can't believe you're making me say that.

Random androgyny.


Daisy Jane - Feb 03, 2011 10:37:01 am PST #20897 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Random androgyny.

I posted that on FB. Man, he is beautiful.


erikaj - Feb 03, 2011 10:43:42 am PST #20898 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Kathy, ha...wouldn't it be funny if it was really him? Nobody would really expect it to be, and he'd have a safety valve AND get to have the above-the fray tweets at the same time. Not to mention all the speculation and publicity from the "faker" But it's probably just Joe Klein. Again. (of course, in my head, we finance Buffista Island when they pay for the rights to "I'm running for mayor *right now* and it's fucking great!"


Kathy A - Feb 03, 2011 10:45:54 am PST #20899 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

shrift, I bought one of those, too--we should definitely have a meet-up there. BTW, this was the first one I'd bought. Do I have to print out anything, or will they email me the info?


Amy - Feb 03, 2011 10:46:01 am PST #20900 of 30001
Because books.

God, he is beautiful. Otherworldly almost.

I ate a healthy breakfast and lunch. I feel that my reward should be a cupcake.