Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jan 29, 2011 6:25:32 am PST #19890 of 30001
Because books.

It's definitely time for sick season to be over. Feel better, Tom.

ita, have you not seen Red yet?


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2011 6:27:43 am PST #19891 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, have you not seen Red yet?

No, I missed it in the theatres for a reason I don't remember.

Tom, go to bed. Now.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a Bejeweled port for Android? And why isn't there an Android version of Bookworm? I also need a good Tetris.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2011 6:57:57 am PST #19892 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, there's really too many good lines in TPB to quote them all.

Here's another one:

"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."

eta: Here's an online script: [link]


beekaytee - Jan 29, 2011 7:00:07 am PST #19893 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

You know, there's really too many good lines in TPB to quote them all.

I love William Goldman so very much.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2011 7:15:07 am PST #19894 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No, I missed it in the theatres for a reason I don't remember.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict you'll love it.


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2011 7:16:58 am PST #19895 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do hate Bruce Willis with a fiery passion, but I suspect there's enough awesome to make up for that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2011 7:20:15 am PST #19896 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

He's hit or miss with me (as is Malkovich), but they're both on fire in this. And Helen Mirren, of course, can do no wrong.


Amy - Jan 29, 2011 7:23:03 am PST #19897 of 30001
Because books.

Mary Louise Parker was absolutely adorable, too. The whole thing was like Ocean's Eleven with a body count and even more fun.


Hil R. - Jan 29, 2011 7:29:10 am PST #19898 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Snowing. Again. Lots of snow.


Jesse - Jan 29, 2011 7:32:31 am PST #19899 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man. I really did think I was better, but I just did about a half hour of neatening and straightening around the house, and now I'm tired. Oops. I literally haven't been out of my pajamas since I got home from work on Wednesday. Soon? A shower! After that? Leaving the house! We'll see how that goes...