I'm watching the Johnny Weir doc. God, I totally love him. "Do you think you have a responsibility to children?" "Some children."
No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Jan 28, 2011 5:16:47 pm PST #19842 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Consuela - Jan 28, 2011 5:26:53 pm PST #19843 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
"Get used to disappointment."
Oh, yes. Also, "Life isn't fair, princess. Anyone who says it is is selling you something."
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2011 5:36:03 pm PST #19844 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"PLease consider me as an alternative to suicide."
beekaytee - Jan 28, 2011 5:49:57 pm PST #19845 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Oh, and I use, "That word does not mean what you think it means," pretty much every single day.
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2011 5:51:22 pm PST #19846 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!"
"Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything."
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2011 5:55:18 pm PST #19847 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Fezzik! Fezzik! Listen! Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now."
askye - Jan 28, 2011 5:56:06 pm PST #19848 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Anytime someone says "Bacon" I have an almost irresistible urge to say "I Can't READ!" (from the beggin strips commerical)
And "now you know" has to be followed with "And Knowing is half the battle."
Beverly - Jan 28, 2011 5:57:52 pm PST #19849 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
You know, all this TPB quoteage has remembered me. Usually when the girlfriends were introduced and forced to watch movies at our house, the first test they had to pass was a double bill of TPB and Pirates of Penzance (from which I can liberally quote, oh yes).
Aims - Jan 28, 2011 5:59:04 pm PST #19850 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok, the TPB quotes are really funny because the priest at my sister's MiL's funeral today sounds JUST LIKE the dude in the movie. I'm glad I was in the cry room, so they could n;t hear me.
BTW - cry rooms are pretty freaking awesome.
beekaytee - Jan 28, 2011 6:03:23 pm PST #19851 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
BTW - cry rooms are pretty freaking awesome.
This saved me at my grandmother's funeral precisely because I wasn't crying. Hard to explain why a 14 year old's heart has been blackened.
The thing that DID make me cry was all the very old people who made such an enormous effort (physically) to attend rites for a woman who had grown into a person who would have gleefully spit on each and every one of them.
It made me wonder if she had ever been decent, or if these folks came from an era where funerals were the thing that is 'done.'
The Eastern Star really did a lovely service...which had nothing to do with the deceased. Still, quite nice.