Charlie Sheen has been hospitalised. Briefcase full of drugs. Labia were tweeted from his house. Shenanigans. Official.
I wonder if this affects his employability any.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2011 1:59:42 pm PST #19507 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Jan 27, 2011 2:03:13 pm PST #19508 of 30001
Because books.
Jon Cryer was on Conan last night, too, and they wound up having a pretty funny discussion about Sheen. Going to a porn convention in Vegas, no less, and how two of his cars have gone over cliffs twice.
Scrappy - Jan 27, 2011 2:04:59 pm PST #19509 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Labia were tweeted from his house.
How would labia read tweets?
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2011 2:05:46 pm PST #19510 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Labia were tweeted. They didn't need to read. They were the subject of tweeting.
Kate P. - Jan 27, 2011 2:05:51 pm PST #19511 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
YAY PERKINS!!!
My concert wife S (whom Kate P knows in meat space)
Aw, S! Give her a huge hug for me the next time you see her, OK? And then make her give you one for me. I get to see her for a couple of shows in April, and I am super excited.
ChiKat - Jan 27, 2011 2:16:27 pm PST #19512 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Labia were tweeted. They didn't need to read. They were the subject of tweeting.
Were these tweets pictoral? Or just descriptive prose?
Liese S. - Jan 27, 2011 2:18:36 pm PST #19513 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, you know, I don't need to know the answer to that question.
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2011 2:24:05 pm PST #19514 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know what's the worse answer to that question, but I do know what's true: pictoral.
Consuela - Jan 27, 2011 2:32:20 pm PST #19515 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, ew.
Just... ew.
You know, the best way to end the day before a (well-deserved) long weekend? Discover that a Senator's gotten involved in a long-running and problematic project because of some doofus with an entitlement complex.
Bah.
Where's my beer?
smonster - Jan 27, 2011 2:37:21 pm PST #19516 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yay, Perkins!!!!!!! Fantabulous.
C: Sudafed, for it makes me act like a crackhead. F: Benadryl, for it does clear me up for 4 hours at a stretch. M: Ibuprofen, you sweet, sweet drug, you.
OH HAI MY DRUG TWIN.