The elevator taught me a new word that I thought ita might like. Hircine.

...but not until after I've done my secondary back up costume (no time for the primary and primary back up this year) as Alan Moore.

Please take and post pictures of this!

My first attempt at old man make-up. I will fully grey my hair, and I think I need to add glasses: [link]

I think I linked that.

Sorry! Thank you! I'm loving the jacket.

I'm of two minds of hircine, since they aren't the most fragrant beasts in their natural states, but the lustful aspect is kinda funny.

I don't have an elevator that can teach me things anymore.

I feel like a traitor. I've started using Starbucks. I like their baked goods better than Coffee Bean. Which is more important than their inferior tea latte. Trying the pumpkin cream cheese "muffin" today.

I don't have an elevator that can teach me things anymore.

I've never had such a thing. But I did have a bus that would tell me the news.

More objects should tell me things. Like maybe a stapler could tell me the latest stock prices.

My first attempt at old man make-up.

Wow, you look so much more like your brother there.

Thanks for the link, Vortex.

I don't think that it was me who did the original link. I think that someone linked for Jilli, and I commented that the bastards only had size 8, or something like that.

eta: Hey, it was Raq!

Glasses definitely, msbelle. You look awesome.

I took a yoga class this morning! Kat would be so proud. The instructor said I did really well, and boy could I feel it. But in a good way -- I think I actually hit endorphin level. I walked out all tingly and loose and feeling fiiiiine.

My, uh, balance could use some work, though. There were a few almost-toppling incidents.

OK, here's an example of how society is just falling apart:

Angry, Smelly Elmo Harassing Tourists In Times Square

Jed Lehman, 47, from Trenton, went out of his way to shield his 3-year-old daughter, Isabella, from the masked menace after hearing him taunt passersby.

"What's happened to society? Now Elmo is trying to shake down kids for a dollar? Only in New York," said Lehman.

Asked why he was so grumpy, the fake Elmo said he was misunderstood.

"I'm not being rude. Taking an Elmo picture without paying is rude. It's called making a living," said the character, who refused to give his real name or take off his costume head.

'Hiccup Girl' Arrested: Jennifer Mee Charged In Florida

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — An uncontrollable case of the hiccups brought an odd sort of fame to Jennifer Mee, who was 15 when she appeared on television morning shows trying to find a cure for her mysterious affliction.

Five weeks later they stopped and the media attention mostly disappeared – until this week, when Mee, now 19, was charged with first-degree murder after police said she met a 22-year-old man online and lured him to a vacant home where two of her friends robbed and shot him.

OK, people famous for things like uncontrollable hiccups should not kill people. I mean, without a good reason.