Why does Australia always have the best headlines?
Texas politics is pretty much like a non-stop series of kangaroo invasions.
My favorite was when various members of the state legislature went on the lam to avoid a vote and were being tracked down by Marshalls.
Didn't they find them in Oklahoma?
Didn't they find them in Oklahoma?
Basically a Texas suburb.
Do I get a gold star and or a pink pony for being about to start my LAST CHEMOTHERAPY INFUSION?
YAY Perkins. Last one, all done!
Perkins, you get ALL THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!
You get a whole galaxy, Perkins!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Perkins!