My mother says that most people get their cars washed once a week. I have no idea -- I've been getting mine washed usually twice a week lately, because the salt and sand from the roads builds up on the windows so much that I can barely see through them if I let it go any longer than that, but during the summer and fall, I'd get it washed maybe once or twice a month.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Once a week? I'm sure your mom is wonderful, but that is crazy talk.
I wash mine maybe twice a year? In the spring and then sometime in the summer. I shovel out the inside maybe 4-5 times a year.
I resent the time I spend gassing it up and getting the oil changed, much less cleaning it. I focus on cleaning the kitchen and doing laundry, and that takes up enough time.
God, I am beat. I fell asleep at about 11:30 and woke up at about 3 am with horrible stomach pain and some GI distress, to put it politely. I never wake up to pee or whatever once I am asleep. I couldn't fall back asleep til 4:30 or so, and then DH's alarm goes off at 5, so it was all patchy "God, let me just get 5 more minutes" nappage until 5:45.