Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Jan 24, 2011 4:23:10 am PST #18537 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Comment number 11:

Jack's death is very discouraging. I thought that if anyone could achieve immortality by a combination of lifelong exercise and stringent adherence to a healthy diet, it would be him.

It's not like he died of a heart attack at 45 or something. The man lived to 96, and people are disappointed that he died so young?


Jesse - Jan 24, 2011 4:27:10 am PST #18538 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sure! My grandmother's already 91, and she's no health professional. This is proof that exercise and juicing do nothing!


Steph L. - Jan 24, 2011 5:00:32 am PST #18539 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have found the upside to working with rude people who NEVER ask, on a Monday, how my weekend was. Now I don't have to tell them about Chloe and immediately burst into tears. Who knew working with rude gits would have its upside?

Jack LaLanne died, at age 96.

No way! At the gym, we were just talking about him the other day (and wondering if he was still alive). I feel like we jinxed him.


quester - Jan 24, 2011 5:17:09 am PST #18540 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

It's all your fault!

No, seriously, he had a good long, looney run.


lisah - Jan 24, 2011 5:25:15 am PST #18541 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Though I am still surviving on wrongfit bras. I'm a 34G at last check and none of those tried are oriented right, while my old lane byrant's, with their wrong band size and cups suffice. They are at least located where my real estate is. But they slip around too much.

My dress ladies can fix them for you!!! Not sure how much they charge but they do alterations and they make things FIT like you would not believe.

Don't remember if I said but, Steph, I am so sorry for your loss.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2011 5:26:27 am PST #18542 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"fell so short of living say, past 110 or so."

That's just idiotic. Living to 110 is just an extreme outlier. Hell, living to 96 is an outlier. You can't draw conclusions from one guy living to 96 or 110 or whatever.


Vortex - Jan 24, 2011 5:35:04 am PST #18543 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that the value of diet and exercise has a lot to do with individual characteristics. My grandfather and his brothers were all extremely tall (grandfather was 6'8") and fairly thin. He got no exercise (other than hard work) and a typical breakfast for him was 1/2 a package of pillsbury crescent rolls baked flat and covered with syrup, with a side of 4-5 slices of bacon. He lined to be 94.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 24, 2011 5:36:55 am PST #18544 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Also, wasn't he extremely active like a guy decades younger at least into his 80s? I was always seeing him running around in track suits on infomercials. If proper diet and exercise "only" bought him 20+ extra years of good health that's still doing pretty damn well.


lisah - Jan 24, 2011 5:45:55 am PST #18545 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Also, wasn't he extremely active like a guy decades younger at least into his 80s?

Absolutely. Diet and exercise may not only have extended his life but made the quality of it much better.


Cashmere - Jan 24, 2011 5:54:09 am PST #18546 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My maternal grandfather went to work in the coal mines of Eastern Kentucky at 11. He smoked non-filtered cigarettes most of his life, made his own moonshine, drank HEAVILY--and by heavily, I mean he was hospitalized at age 80 for alcohol poisoning after a bender--and ate a lot of bacon. He was diabetic and a gambler who was dirt poor most of his life.

He lived to be 88, died with a full head of hair surrounded by his 11 living children, 60 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and had 2 great-great grandchildren on the way.

I think it was good genes. If you discount the gambling addiction and the alcoholism.