Also, a way to get the non-sitter to comply is to put a tasty treat near his nose and then move it up, toward his forehead. As his nose follows the treat, he will be forced to put his bum down.

As soon as he does sit, mark the success with a YES! or GOOD SIT! He will learn that putting his bum down means something good is going to happen.

Unfortunately, the rough play and pooping in the house are not things you can do anything about. These take time and consistency. The energetic one needs a backpack or some other form of exercise enhancement to drain off that crazy energy that is coming out in destructive ways.

I don't know what to make for dinner. Since I came down with this cold, I've been getting hungry but have no appetite, insofar as nothing sounds good but tastes fine when I finally eat it.

I've been looking for shoes (this is Dana's fault, BTW) to buy, but I can't find any heels I like that are: a) available in my size, b) a color other than black, and c) under 3". I ended up ordering flats: [link]

Whale DP and one ton testicles.

As the comments note, it's more fun to watch Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno on Whale Sex.

Those are adorable, shrift. I love the detail.

What the hell, Freschetta? Never before have I cooked an oven pizza that didn't smell good. Even those cheap-ass Tortino's pizzas are mouth watering while they're baking.

Oh no! I just bought one of those, too.

As the comments note, it's more fun to watch Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno on Whale Sex.

Yeah, but does she take two on at once?

It turns out to taste OK, though I'm uncertain that it was worth saving $5 over one from Papa John's. But turn on a vent if you got one of the 6 cheese ones with the hand-tossed style crust.

Those are adorable, shrift.

I know, right? If these hadn't been available in my size, I would have been even more put out with Zappos!

I guess I'll make tacos.

Yeah, but does she take two on at once?

Isabella totally would. If she were playing a female whale. However, in that video she's a male whale walking around with a giant six foot erection. It's pretty cute.

I'm back from a brief excursion that included going by the Vendor Bazaar for the annual Edwardian Ball.

Amazing stuff. It was like a free for all of steampunk, Dickens Fair and Gothery.

I really liked this designer's stuff. Sequoia and Gita.

Some of it was pretty affordable since it was all hand made. Nice brown derby's were going for $30 and could be topped off with $20 steampunk goggles.

It's going to be in LA soon. The Vendor's Baazaar is free to peruse, and well worth it.