I've been able to trace every cold I've had for the past year to a single source. If ever we have another child, their middle name is going to be "Patient Zero".
I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jan 22, 2011 4:17:45 am PST #18302 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
hippocampus - Jan 22, 2011 4:21:06 am PST #18303 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
I've been able to trace every cold I've had for the past year to a single source
let us know when you get to kindergarten. then, replace "cold" with "OMGWTFVIRUS?!!!!"
Fairly important news for people who shop online with Lush, though both slashdot and BBC are unclear about whether other country sites are impacted, or just the UK - [link]
Still sick here, but I am cleaning. Because I'm sick of being a vegetable and I want clean sheets. I expect to fall down after cleaning.
Jesse - Jan 22, 2011 4:32:55 am PST #18304 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In even less appealing news, has anyone else seen the diaper ad where the babies are having a shitting contest? Because WTF.
Kat - Jan 22, 2011 4:33:49 am PST #18305 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesse, I haven't! But the thought cracks me up.
Jesse - Jan 22, 2011 4:34:32 am PST #18306 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's a cartoon, but STILL.
Kat - Jan 22, 2011 4:40:09 am PST #18307 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It's definitely aimed at the morbid parent mentality. If you can't laugh at shit, then all you end up doing for 2 years is wanting to cry.
And I don't mean shit metaphorically.
Jessica - Jan 22, 2011 5:32:44 am PST #18308 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
has anyone else seen the diaper ad where the babies are having a shitting contest?
Is it funnier than this one?
If you can't laugh at shit, then all you end up doing for 2 years is wanting to cry.
Hey, remember that time you had a conversation with your SO about something other than poop or how tired you both are? Yeah, me neither.
Jessica - Jan 22, 2011 5:33:06 am PST #18309 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And Teppy, I'm so sorry about Chloe. She had a good long life.
§ ita § - Jan 22, 2011 5:37:49 am PST #18310 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
-t - Jan 22, 2011 5:46:44 am PST #18311 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm not sure how I feel about that. David E. Kelley is not generally my cup of tea.