Basically if there's any bacteria on your hand and you touch your eye? Pinkeye. So Jesse, 'fess up--did you forget to wash your hands?
I wash my hands all the time! But probably not enough during the time I spent with infected children. Ah well.
If Prince came to my door, I do not think I would be physically capable of making any requests. And then I would initiate contact with my stupid ex for the first time in many years to say, "In your FACE." Because he is the biggest Prince fan I know.
And then I would initiate contact with my stupid ex for the first time in many years to say, "In your FACE." Because he is the biggest Prince fan I know.
Ha! I would be exactly this petty.
It would definitely be the second-best part of having Prince drop by.
Yeah. But he was wrong about the whole "Two thousand zero zero party's over oops out of time" thing.
Technically, "Two thousand zero zero" would be the year 200,000. So there's still time to be out of time.
So Jesse, 'fess up--did you forget to wash your hands?
I've just been reading about how hard it was to get doctors to wash their hands. (All hospital staff really, but doctors are the worst offenders.) Apparently the most effective measure was taking a handprint in a petrie dish from one of the leading doctors and letting the bacteria develop, then using it as the screen saver on all the computers.
Sure, but will we even
remember
how to party like it's 1999 by then?
Best to stay on top of these things.
I don't even remember how to party like it's 1999 now.
I don't even remember how to party like it's 1999 now.
Party like Y2K is about to get you?
I don't even remember how to party like it's 1999 now.
It's just like partying now, except that all the dudes have goatees.
Sure, but will we even remember how to party like it's 1999 by then?
Clearly, we need to prepare a time capsule containing a raspberry beret, diamonds and pearls, and a little red corvette. (After some consideration, I decided that cream would be an inappropriate addition. As would the most beautiful girl in the world.)