I have pinkeye. WTF! I don't think either of the kids I was actually with even have it, but I did spend a half-hour in the "sick" waiting room of a pediatrician's office. Booo.

I had a guy die in the flophouse across the street from my apartment way before the Buffistas. The rumour was that he was beaten to death, but the police called it natural causes.

There were a ton of people and cars at the house of the very old lady who lives across the street from me last night. I figure it's a birthday or she's died. I already thought she died once, because I hadn't seen her for months and her kids seemed to be fixing up the house. I thought maybe they were getting ready to sell it.

I figure it's a birthday or she's died.

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

It's terrible of me, but my first assumption when I saw all the cars and people was that she died. She will probably outlive me, for all my death assumptions about her.

wtf child dentist? We rescheduled an appointment last year because HKF was running a fever. We just rescheduled one this year because there seems to be plague in our house. They just told me over the phone that if another appointment is cancelled, i guess ever, that we'll need to put down a deposit. this is the northeast. in winter. I have a child under 10 who is in contact with a lot of other children. They must enjoy having sick kids in the office. I'm so sick this is making me ridiculously angry.

This is annoying. A company in the area, that I know is a good company to work for, had something that said "we do not have any openings that fit your criteria, but please fill out an application anyway." on their website. So I fill out the application, attach a resume, so all the stuff. THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY I get an email, a form email, saying "sorry, we do not have any current positions that fit your skills, good luck on your job search."

I know you do not have any openings right now, but you encourage people to send you their resumes anyway! ugh.

OB tampon shortage in the news: [link]

The woman who does Hyperbole and a Half was a psycho child, as were her friends:

Wolves

Another Charlie Sheen headline:

Charlie Sheen Spends $26K On Prostitutes In Cocaine-Filled Weekend

Charlie Sheen reportedly ran up a $26,000 prostitute tab one weekend in early January -- good thing he makes $1.8 million per episode of 'Two and a Half Men.'

The hard-partying star, whose life has swung out of control the past few months after throwing a fit in a restaurant and then trashing a New York hotel room with a prostitute in a closet, has been living in a drug-fueled trance in Las Vegas, and RadarOnline.com now reports that Sheen's latest outburst involved copious amounts of cocaine and paid-for sex.

Fueled by the drug, the site says Sheen paid $10,000 to a prostitute named Ginger for four hours of sex, and earlier, $8,000 to two others. In one day. They met him at his $40,000 a night suite at the Palms Resort, where he continued to take drugs even as he focused on the tasks at hand.

That's a lot of spending in one weekend. After reading that and the Wonkette article on hooking up with Sugar Daddies, I wonder if we could be heading to a whore-based economy. The problem, of course, is that Sugar Daddies, politicians, and celebrities will become over-leveraged with overvalued whores and the whore bubble will collapse.