I believe that my new goggles actually bruised my face last night. Do not like.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erin_obscure - Jan 13, 2011 11:12:35 am PST #16775 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
tommyrot - Jan 13, 2011 11:12:36 am PST #16776 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why women shouldn't be "burdened" with the vote: 1915
Woman Suffrage increases taxes, injures Women, increases Divorce... Woman Suffrage is part of the Feminist Movement, and is wanted by every Socialist, every I.W.W., and every Morman.
Connie Neil - Jan 13, 2011 11:34:13 am PST #16777 of 30001
brillig
and every Morman.
What, because Mormons have more wives, ie more women controlled by men?
Cass - Jan 13, 2011 11:47:08 am PST #16778 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Does my dealership not realize that I come here because a former race car driver owns it and there are generally several cars to ogle? What is up with zero race cars while my car is serviced? Hrmph. Actually they are a good dealership anyway but I was expecting some race cars while I wait today.
God there is a terribly annoying woman here who is insome creepy acoustic location so I can HEAR every word. She's desperate not to be taken advantage of but is so annoying that I am not on her side.
Time to write thank you notes and hope she leaves.
smonster - Jan 13, 2011 11:49:23 am PST #16779 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I trimmed Frankie's claws, cleared and cleaned the coffee table, put a basket by the front door for recycling, and started a load of laundry. Next I'll sort donations, hang my new calendars, and read a work document. Oh, and I need to preheat the oven to bake chicken.
Liese S. - Jan 13, 2011 11:50:26 am PST #16780 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I just brute force locked myself out of my new webhost's control panel because I couldn't remember what I'd set the main account password as. Oops.
Daisy Jane - Jan 13, 2011 11:55:11 am PST #16781 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What, because Mormons have more wives, ie more women controlled by men?
Yep. More men dictating their women vote for the husband's candidate.
billytea - Jan 13, 2011 12:02:35 pm PST #16782 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
What, because Mormons have more wives, ie more women controlled by men?
No, not every Mormon, every Morman, the countless members of the deformed underground race of Mormen. They work ceaselessly away from the scrutiny of decent Americans and the harsh glare of the sun to plunge the surface world into eternal darkness and grant women the vote.
Connie Neil - Jan 13, 2011 12:04:13 pm PST #16783 of 30001
brillig
Morman, the countless members of the deformed underground race of Mormen
Wait, I think I saw them at the supermarket yesterday. That explains it.
Consuela - Jan 13, 2011 12:19:39 pm PST #16784 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Someone next to me on the bus this morning stank horribly of urine.
My job evaporates on Feb 3, and they still haven't rehired me. Someone is coming to talk to me about it in a few minutes, and I'm very worried the news is going to be bad. Or they'll try to paper over the time with contracting or something.
ARGH.
Are my diamond shoes too tight? Possibly.
But I could have done without the urine.