Not an Onion article: Drunk French Air Traveler Reinforces Terrible Stereotype About French Citizens
federal air marshals had to subdue an intoxicated man flying to New York from Nice when he repeatedly shoved a female flight attendant who caught him smoking in the plane’s bathroom.
After being handcuffed, suspect Franck Lebrun announced, “I’m French, fuck you!”
Yeah, we'll be getting a new system, since I doubt they can recharge this one again!
No one has a real office in the computer rooms, but yeah, we work in there all the time. Surprisingly, I don't think anyone was physically in there at the time.
OK, pool.
Oh, wow, sara. That is super scary, and yes, probably very bad. Definitely swim it off. Nothing else you can do for a bit anyway.
Ugh, I have the worst case of the don't wannas! This is why I can't stay up past 11. I am sleepy and have no interest in doing my work. None!
Fuck.
So since I will have a couple real suits in my closet, I need to get wood hangers, right? I will go pick some up at Target after work. What else should I get while I'm there?
cedar rings to hang on the wooden hangers to keep away moths. plus they smell nice.
Yeah, Men's Wearhouse sells cedar hangers at, like, ten bucks a pop, which is ridiculous. You can buy cedar rings separately? Do all moths eat suits?
Do all moths eat suits?
just the moths in your bedroom closet.