I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Jan 11, 2011 7:33:43 am PST #16181 of 30001
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Karl Lagerfeld's Library.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2011 7:34:00 am PST #16182 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, Make Yourself More Lovely (Aug, 1930)

That's awesome. Brush your eyelashes daily???


Tom Scola - Jan 11, 2011 7:34:52 am PST #16183 of 30001
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I love the ad on page 2, "Stop Mouth Breathing".


sarameg - Jan 11, 2011 7:35:55 am PST #16184 of 30001

Applying a tornado to a server room is never a good idea.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2011 7:40:03 am PST #16185 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also: don't wear a bra because your muscles should be enough to hold your boobs up????


sarameg - Jan 11, 2011 7:40:45 am PST #16186 of 30001

When your ITS office mate goes running out of the office, yelling and the head of fac comes in yelling CALL 911 and your phones are dead and he yells GET OUT NOW, guess what you do?

The bldg fire alarms didn't go off right away, I think they may have been manually pulled.

Jesusfuckingchristgoddamnmotherfuckershit.


lisah - Jan 11, 2011 7:42:13 am PST #16187 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Holy crap, Sara!!


Strix - Jan 11, 2011 7:43:06 am PST #16188 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I love that everyone has been reading this article like I was.

I liked all of the instructions to the "stout girl" -- Write in for the reducing plan, the exercise plan and the charm plan, and hey, don't worry! Lots of men like pretty, plump girls!


Ginger - Jan 11, 2011 7:43:14 am PST #16189 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ack, Sara. If they turned off the servers right away and get a remediation company in there right away, you may be okay. Crossing fingers.


Tom Scola - Jan 11, 2011 7:43:25 am PST #16190 of 30001
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What a nightmare, Sara.