Consuela, I'd call T-Mobile and the delivery people. That's not professional (ugh, god, I heard that in Christian Bale's voice, dammit).
I think I've gotten my guy to stop throwing stuff. But I'm scared to have anything else delivered in case he hates me.
I'm drinking a clementine Izze.
That counts as a fruit, right, fuckos?
I have an apple crisp baking right now; it's made with 4 apples, so if I eat the whole thing, I get 4 SERVINGS OF FRUIT! Plus there's 1/2 cup of oats, so that's super-good fiber, and you gotta have that. And! It has cinnamon, which is reportedly good for lowering blood sugar.
My god, it would be bad for my health if I DIDN'T eat the whole thing!
My sister made the best apple crumble over Christmas. That shit was amazing. Which led to the tales of my mother's famous un-apple apple pie. Apparently she tried to make it with no apple products whatsoever because she was resisting fruit imports into the island and it was the 70s. I do suspect that the pie I loved so much actually had apple juice in it, though. Fuck, that shit was GOOD.
And then there were the mince pies she made this Christmas. Thank dog her import embargo is over with. And the pastry---so delicate.
Which is to say, I have great hopes for your crumble, Steph, and I want some.
I think I will have some blackberry Izze to drown my sorrow in.
That sucks, Consuela. I hope it's not too much hassle to get a replacement.
First-world whine: It's been all storm, all the time, all day, and now the ABC affiliate has even more storm instead of Castle.
At least I'm not one of the people who've been stuck in the bus station for 24 hours.
Skipping ahead to remind ita to eat her fucking clementines.
Skipping ahead to remind ita to eat her fucking clementines.
Skipping fucking skipper motherfucker.
Man, I sure hope tonight is the night Rio decides to hop by.
Just for you sarameg, after I went to the library and the bank, I got green posole. Dunno if it's just like what you're craving, but I like (though I think it'd be better with chicken than pork, though I like pork in the red)
Speaking of cursing, I did a little a capella rendition of "Fuck You" for my parents over dinner. Good times!
Aw, awesome. Maybe tomorrow night I will have some. While being snowed on.
For the record, I have 2 ice scrapers, 2 snow shovels, a couple brooms for both leaf and snow duty and a little broom to do minor crap on the windows.
I don't want snow. It's expected just enough to be messy but still require venturing out in it.