Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2011 8:47:04 am PST #15907 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, with the date-cancelling luxury.

I feel completely unprepared for this upcoming meeting, but my usually-hyper boss seems totally unperturbed (I can't believe my brain just suggested "nonplussed" for that sentence...I plow on, irregardless).


Jesse - Jan 10, 2011 8:49:11 am PST #15908 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, with the date-cancelling luxury.

Yeah, well.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2011 8:51:09 am PST #15909 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, well.

Oh, act all modest. We know you and your buzzing social life.


Jesse - Jan 10, 2011 8:53:19 am PST #15910 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But it's partly buzzing because I agree to dates with people I'm not interested in, and then I regret it!

Speaking of dating, apparently my (gone!) boss thought I might a lesbian when she hired me. Oops -- so much for increasing diversity in the department? (We're all full up with straight white women.)


DavidS - Jan 10, 2011 8:57:38 am PST #15911 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, maybe if you'd quit wearing chaps to the office your boss wouldn't find your sexuality so ambiguous.

Fruit Course Audit: Has everybody had a serving of fruit today? Get on it!


brenda m - Jan 10, 2011 8:59:05 am PST #15912 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have!


ChiKat - Jan 10, 2011 8:59:18 am PST #15913 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just ate a peach!


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2011 8:59:21 am PST #15914 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But it's partly buzzing because I agree to dates with people I'm not interested in, and then I regret it!

I've regretted just about every date I've agreed to. Usually before, most certainly afterwards. I can't imagine your life.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2011 8:59:45 am PST #15915 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Has everybody had a serving of fruit today? Get on it!

I forgot to bring my clementine to work today. Please remind me when I get home.


DavidS - Jan 10, 2011 8:59:55 am PST #15916 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::knuckle bump of fruity righteousness for brenda and chi::

::updates planner to remind ita of clementines::