Never mind. The sign said they were boarding six minutes ago, but everyone is clearly farting around, so I limped over and bought acorn muffin and apple juice. I love this terminal, btw. Back when I thought I was going to have a two and a half hour layover here, I was totally going to get sushi and a mani-pedi. At least there's free wifi.
I tried to call T. to do just that, but the kinderqueers landed yesterday. They are no doubt finding alternative uses for thuribles or something.