Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jan 07, 2011 9:00:17 am PST #15356 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I had a fifth or sixth grade teacher that was really adamant about not sticking "and" into numbers. It wasn't because "one hundred and one" would mean something different, though, just that the "and" was unnecessary and to be avoided.

Eta: I write checks like tommyrot, as taught by my mom, who probably learned in a high school accounting class. And if it's for a even dollar amount, something like "One hundred one dollars only".


Consuela - Jan 07, 2011 9:06:05 am PST #15357 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

And if it's for a even dollar amount, something like "One hundred one dollars only".

or "One hundred one dollars and 0/100ths", which is how I was taught to do it. And then draw a line through the rest of the space to keep anyone from changing it after the fact.

... this is another of those things our kids will never need to know, isn't it?


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2011 9:08:03 am PST #15358 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

... this is another of those things our kids will never need to know, isn't it?

Yep. I ran out of checks a year and a half ago, and have relied on online bill paying since then.


Kathy A - Jan 07, 2011 9:09:13 am PST #15359 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was taught by my mom to write checks that way, too.

A quick correction:

the Kennedy is 53 minutes from O'Hare to the Hubbard tunnel

It's the "Hubbard Cave," not the "Hubbard Tunnel"--bad Chicagoan! I knew something was wrong there, but didn't place it until just now.


Kathy A - Jan 07, 2011 9:10:25 am PST #15360 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I still have to have checks for my rent, but that's the only thing I still use them for. If they had on-line payment, I'd be able to get rid of them completely, but no such luck.


Typo Boy - Jan 07, 2011 9:10:37 am PST #15361 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

My (and Plei's) Alma Mater may have the nation's worst school song:

Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let's go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

Go, Geoducks go,
Stretch your necks when the tide
is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.


Vortex - Jan 07, 2011 9:12:05 am PST #15362 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I've been doing a lot of skipping, so this may have been posted, but Virginia's song is "The Good Ole Song", sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne, after the team scores.

That good old song
of Wa-hoo-wah
We'll sing it o'er and o'er
It cheers our hearts
and warms our blood
To hear them shout and roar

We come from old Virginia
Where all is bright and gay*
Let's all join hands
and give a yell
For dear old UVA

(at a rapid chant)
Wa-hoo-wa! Wa-hoo-wa!
Uni-V, Virginia!
Whoo-are-ay! Whoo-are-ay!
Hey! Hey! UVA!!

*In the past, many idiots would shout "not gay!" at this point (and which point, I would yell back "homophobic bastards"), but I was pleased to see that there was very little of that the last time I was at a game this year.


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2011 9:12:13 am PST #15363 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I still have to have checks for my rent,

I use my bank's online payment thingie, and they mail a check to my landlord.

My (and Plei's) Alma Mater may have the nation's worst school song:

No, that song is awesome!


Liese S. - Jan 07, 2011 9:12:41 am PST #15364 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That's true! That's how I do it. But I need a check right now so I can join the Philadelphia library. But I don't think I have any non-business checks. So I'm going to have to go to a place and talk to a person and get a money order. This is interfering with my no people, plan, people! But I guess if it gets me free library ebooks I am okay with that.


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2011 9:15:16 am PST #15365 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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