Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Oct 23, 2010 2:25:59 pm PDT #1515 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'll take your side, ita. Red shoes can be OTT, especially when they're not balanced by anything else red.


Atropa - Oct 23, 2010 2:31:25 pm PDT #1516 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I bring my knitting with me to low-key social events all the time.

Oh, I bring mending and minor alteration projects with me all the time, too. But I've never thought about sewing a skirt by hand; that's the crazy part.


Jesse - Oct 23, 2010 2:33:26 pm PDT #1517 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't the official dresscode for the event OTT??

(ita's, not Jilli's)


sarameg - Oct 23, 2010 2:34:20 pm PDT #1518 of 30001

OK, so we have these creepy t jillifont spiderlike cricket things t /jillifont that even unnerve me with their crazy jumping. They're harmless, but anyway. They make for GREAT Loki entertainment when he's out on his leash. Got him up and down the whole block, since they are everywhere. I don't think he realized he wasn't chasing the same one. Or cared. 20 minutes and only came in because MK needed his shot.


Cass - Oct 23, 2010 2:34:49 pm PDT #1519 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think you've sewn skirts by hand when I've been around and it wasn't like it took over the room or even the couch. I don't see why you couldn't do it at a low-key social scenario.

I do not feel like being social tonight. Drat. Need to let people know.


Calli - Oct 23, 2010 2:36:23 pm PDT #1520 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Those sound like camel crickets, sarameg. We have them in NC, too. Leifur's great about killing them. Although last night he left a mostly dead one in my bed as a gift, which I could have lived without.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 23, 2010 2:37:28 pm PDT #1521 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Those cave crickets are freaky looking. I always jump at first, thinking they're big-ass spiders when I see them at my parents' place.


sarameg - Oct 23, 2010 2:45:03 pm PDT #1522 of 30001

Yeah, I don't think Loki had any idea that when he pounced on one, he was squashing it. But no worries, there's another one. Good cat toys.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2010 2:49:02 pm PDT #1523 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Randy Quaid and wife arrested in Canada, seek refugee status

VANCOUVER (AP) — Actor Randy Quaid told Canada's immigration board Friday that he and his wife are seeking asylum from "the murderers of Hollywood" and will therefore apply for refugee status in Canada, after they were arrested on U.S. warrants related to vandalism charges.

The pair were arrested on Thursday afternoon in a shopping area of an affluent Vancouver neighborhood and were jailed on outstanding U.S. warrants.

The Quaids are wanted in Santa Barbara, where they missed a court hearing Monday on felony vandalism charges.

Evi Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she worried something would happen to her husband next.

"We feel our lives are in danger," she said. "Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."

During a break in the proceedings, the Quaids' lawyer, Brian Tsuji approached the media to read a single-sentence statement from the Quaids. "We are requesting asylum from Hollywood star whackers," he read, declining further comment on the mental state of his clients.

Huh. Yeah, if I was their attorney I think I'd decline further comment on their mental states....


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2010 3:02:16 pm PDT #1524 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If bon agrees with me, I must be right. Because she never sartorially agrees with me. However Jesse's point as also kinda on point.

Still! I don't do OTT I don't feel comfortable with. And there's plenty of it I feel comfortable doing. Where do I find a wedding guest dress with a neckline down to my navel? But no red shoes.

If I hadn't left my dinner in my car, I wouldn't have noticed I didn't lock it. Oops.

I have not drawn yet today. I am a bad person.