Boots with long beaks, aka “las botas mas picudas”
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 04, 2011 8:50:39 am PST #14682 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JenP - Jan 04, 2011 9:12:25 am PST #14683 of 30001
D'aww... baby Aeryn is precious.
Jesse - Jan 04, 2011 9:42:22 am PST #14684 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, this is really close to being tl;dr, but check this masterclass in FCM (aka FMK) from the Hairpin: Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty.
§ ita § - Jan 04, 2011 9:47:06 am PST #14685 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Marry Dustin Hoffman, F Nicholson (for the freaky freakies), C Beatty.
JenP - Jan 04, 2011 9:49:22 am PST #14686 of 30001
God, I used to have such a crush on Warren Beatty. I think I'd have to M Dustin, F Warren, and C Jack.
§ ita § - Jan 04, 2011 9:50:34 am PST #14687 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know they've both been around the block, but I can't but imagine Jack's just a little bit...I don't even know. But rather him than Warren.
Why do I keep losing my erasers?
Jesse - Jan 04, 2011 9:54:04 am PST #14688 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just say no to Jack. I don't think I've ever found him attractive. And then there's the bleaching.
JenP - Jan 04, 2011 9:54:39 am PST #14689 of 30001
Bleaching? Do I want to know?
Tom Scola - Jan 04, 2011 9:55:42 am PST #14690 of 30001
hwæt
You really don't.
Jesse - Jan 04, 2011 9:59:11 am PST #14691 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not even a little.