It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Jan 03, 2011 10:57:09 am PST #14377 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Onerous task finally achieved! I have slightly less onerous tasks to achieve that I think are going to have to wait for tomorrow.


javachik - Jan 03, 2011 10:57:48 am PST #14378 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, shrift, you deserve a birthday do-over!! I am so sorry.


beekaytee - Jan 03, 2011 10:58:21 am PST #14379 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I have one onerous task that has been vexing me for weeks and I'm paralyzed. Must. get. it. done.

Just do it vibes gratefully welcomed.


sj - Jan 03, 2011 11:02:33 am PST #14380 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Shrift, I'm so sorry for the stressful birthday/start of the year.


Liese S. - Jan 03, 2011 11:04:17 am PST #14381 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay, sj!

Just do it, bonny! All the other kids are doing it!

Boo, shrift. That is no fun.


sj - Jan 03, 2011 11:05:57 am PST #14382 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Bonny, you can do it!


Lee - Jan 03, 2011 11:06:46 am PST #14383 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Feh on shrift's 2011. I hope it gets much better from here on out.

All the other kids are doing it!

I'm not! I should be, but so far, NSM.


amyth - Jan 03, 2011 11:08:12 am PST #14384 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Shrift, that totally sucks. I'm so sorry.


Burrell - Jan 03, 2011 11:10:02 am PST #14385 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday shrift!

In honor of unofficial onerous task day, I will finish the dishes that DH started, but quit when it came to all the pots and pans and other unpleasant stuff. And then will call a doctor.


Burrell - Jan 03, 2011 11:12:02 am PST #14386 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh noes, I am a skimmer and missed out on how unpleasant shrift's birthday has been so far. I hope things get way better way fast.