I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 22, 2010 8:52:57 am PDT #1305 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

CALLOOH! CALLAY!!


Polter-Cow - Oct 22, 2010 8:54:33 am PDT #1306 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I DON'T GET TODAY'S TEEFURY SHIRT.

IT'S A PORTAL SHIRT.


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2010 8:56:54 am PDT #1307 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

IT'S A PORTAL SHIRT.

WHAT'S A PORTAL?


tommyrot - Oct 22, 2010 8:57:19 am PDT #1308 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Something you wear on a shirt.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 22, 2010 8:59:43 am PDT #1309 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Something you wear on a shirt.

I thought that was a Macguffin.


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2010 8:59:51 am PDT #1310 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thank you, tommy, for being ZERO HELP.

If I marry myself, do I need to self-divorce when I meet Mr. Right?


DavidS - Oct 22, 2010 9:00:12 am PDT #1311 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I thought that was a Macguffin.

EAT A MACGUFFIN, WHITEY!


Polter-Cow - Oct 22, 2010 9:09:27 am PDT #1312 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

WHAT'S A PORTAL?

PORTAL IS A FABULOUS PUZZLE-SOLVING PLATFORMER THAT HAS SPAWNED MANY INTERNET MEMES BECAUSE OF ITS HILARIOUSLY SARCASTIC ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COMPANION/VILLAIN AND JONATHAN COULTON-PENNED CLOSING CREDITS SONG.


ChiKat - Oct 22, 2010 9:11:34 am PDT #1313 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

While my boss was out to lunch, he saw a motorcycle drive past him and crash into a parked car. There was nobody on the motorcycle.

30 seconds later he saw a guy running after it....

HA! This made me spit hummus. That's fantastic.


Gudanov - Oct 22, 2010 9:15:22 am PDT #1314 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Yeah, Em is all tween right now.

Portal is great as is the song.

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I love the line I've heard from the AI in the new version. "We've both done some things you're going to regret."