The 15 Greatest Pairs of Henchmen

#11 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Woot!

#5 Fezzik and Inigo Montoya

Yay!

#4 Crabbe and Goyle

Heh.

#3 Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield

Of course.

#2 Henchmen 21 and 24

Yay!

The Monarch sums 21 and 24 up perfectly, "They both have that rare blend of expendable and invulnerable that makes for a perfect henchman."

Ten-day is showing mid to low 70s, I regret to type.

So waistcoats instead of jackets. siiiigh

I want to tell the lawyer lady pull the outfit together the night before if you can make up your mind what you want quickly in the am. I am pretty low maintenance - half an hour is ok , but I can take longer. DH takes a little longer, but than he looks a little less tossed together and more polished in general

I would be so happy if someone could tell me how to turn frizzy curly hair into those sleek curls in that "acceptably professional" photo. I have never found anything that does that. Anything I put on my hair either makes it limp, dirty/oily-looking, or, bizarrely, more frizzy. Or best of all, oily AND frizzy.

OMG, my mother just read the love-chronic pain relief article, and because she's her, is recommending I fall in love with an endocrinologist so he can monitor my hormone levels. I'm not sure when she went from crazy scary lady to just crazy lady.

Sure, but she's a crazy scientist lady.

Any other mother might just suggest you fall in love -- she specified a endocrinologist and a research protocol. You gotta respect that.

I don't know, if I read that article correctly, you're only looking at a 12% reduction in intense pain from being in love. Would that be worth pursuing?

I should get myself one of those morning routines. That sounds like a good idea.

I'm never going to adjust to texting/calling my neighbors. Just a few doors down! Those are for long distance.

I'm pretty sure my mother considers an applicable medical specialty to be an additional bonus to the 12%, plus general caretaking duties, so for her, she'd think it entirely worth it (even if she did mention s-e-x in the email, and then freak out about it).

I, however, would be the one flipping my nut, so probably not.

It was in the 40s today so I made a fire. It would have been fine if I`d let it die, but I stoked it midday so now it`s 78 in here. Then I went out and built the woodshed floor and one of the two wood racks and loaded it. So I came in all hot. And it never rained.
 
But hopefully I can finish the other one tomorrow after work and maybe the SO will finish splitting the new load of oak and we can get that all under roof before it does rain. Now I gotta do some of the office work that I skipped to use the sunlight for woodshed.
 
OH! And I forgot to tell you guys. I came home from my (awesome) trip to find that the SO had completely cleared out my hoarders level messy office. It`s amazing. He is the best.