Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 1:20:36 pm PDT #1105 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Basically, I:

  • brush teeth (2 mins)
  • shower/wash hair and face (7 mins)
  • dry self (1 min)
  • cleanse and moisturise face (1 min)
Optionally:
  • apply humectant to hair (30s)
  • apply primer (30s)
  • lip gloss (30s)
  • mascara (1 min)
  • do brows (1 min)

If I'm sensible, dressing is done in 5 minutes. I am not always sensible, but that's entirely on me.


Jesse - Oct 21, 2010 1:22:32 pm PDT #1106 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm showered and dressed within about 45 minutes of the alarm going off (but not getting right up), drying my hair takes 5-10 minutes, makeup another couple. I'm slow in the morning and eat breakfast at home, but my alarm goes off 75 minutes before I leave the house. And I don't do anything elaborate.


Jessica - Oct 21, 2010 1:22:37 pm PDT #1107 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really hate it when women apply makeup on the subway during rush hour. There's just no easy way to put on eyeshadow without elbowing the person next to you.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 1:26:25 pm PDT #1108 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My alarm goes off an hour before I'm scheduled leave the house. I sometimes snooze 10 minutes of that, depending on how rough the night was. I don't eat breakfast at home, but currently I have to make space for coffee brewing (and ensuing Jamaican folk song earworm indulgence). And catching up on the internets before I leave the house.


Amy - Oct 21, 2010 1:32:33 pm PDT #1109 of 30001
Because books.

I'm so bad now -- I need, like, at least an hour to have tea and feel human before I can shower and get dressed if I'm going somewhere.

But that was after a couple of years of taking a 6:50 a.m. train (which took fifteen minutes by car to get to). I was getting up at 5:45 and making that train.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 1:41:00 pm PDT #1110 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to wake up early enough to polish off an "hour" show every morning. WTF was I thinking?


msbelle - Oct 21, 2010 1:41:05 pm PDT #1111 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Amy - my local library has one of your books, but I've already read it. They also have one of Barb's books and I had not read it so I checked it out.

B&N local store did not have Allyson's book yet. 11/1 the computer says.


erikaj - Oct 21, 2010 1:42:41 pm PDT #1112 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I am so Glad that mostly nobody sees what I look like. I can write in my "Working-Class Hero" t-shirt. Billytea,bwah!


Atropa - Oct 21, 2010 1:45:48 pm PDT #1113 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

If she'd left it at that and not gone into what really is a pretty ridiculous sounding regimen and framing it as not just normal but required, the reactions would have been a lot different.

Yes. Plus, it sounds like she's been suckered into a overly-complex morning skin care routine.

My morning routine, if I'm working is:

- Stumble out of bed, wash face, apply sunblock, eye cream, and deodorant.
- Eat yogurt, brew tea, take vitamins.
- Drink tea while putting on makeup. (Primer, darkening eye brows, 3 colors of eye shadow, liquid liner, mascara, concealer under my eyes, translucent powder.)
- Brush teeth.
- Get dressed, which involves underthings, tights, blouse, petticoats, skirt(s, maybe), waistcoat or jacket, and boots.
- Pull hair into low pigtails, comb bangs into the correct pointy shape, put on top hat.

All of that takes me about 45 minutes. I take a bath at night, and I'm one of those weird people who washes their hair once a week.


Amy - Oct 21, 2010 1:50:10 pm PDT #1114 of 30001
Because books.

my local library has one of your books, but I've already read it.

Aw, yay! I'm amazed a library has one of the romances.