Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Dec 01, 2010 5:04:19 am PST #9918 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In very very small doses, which is why I'm still alive to tell the tale.

I warned my co-workers to eat small pieces, and that if they didn't, I am not legally responsible for their heart attacks.


ChiKat - Dec 01, 2010 5:12:11 am PST #9919 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I saw the schnecken post but didn't have time to click through. What is it?


Jessica - Dec 01, 2010 5:20:33 am PST #9920 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A schnecken is what you would get if a cinnamon roll and a pound of butter had a baby and then baked it in a loaf pan. With raisins.

(Kind of. It's denser than a cinnamon roll, but I can't think of another bread to compare it to.)


Laura - Dec 01, 2010 5:22:24 am PST #9921 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

{{Ginger}} Brandy had a number of seizures when she was younger. It seemed to happen more often after holidays so I guessed that it was related to eating more people food. I have been very strict about what she eats for years now and she has been seizure free. It might be something simple.

I am meeting my son to discuss him possibly coming home. (He has been living with various friends and sometimes sleeping in the park) I have written up something that looks more like halfway house rules than a parent child contract. I don't know. I just know it can't be the same old thing again so we need to be clear and have a probationary period.

If anyone would be so kind as to take a look at what I wrote I would be most appreciative.


Hil R. - Dec 01, 2010 5:42:55 am PST #9922 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I guess it's officially winter here now - it's snowing.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2010 5:44:12 am PST #9923 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, we got our first snow of the season today. Today is also the start of meteorological winter.


Vortex - Dec 01, 2010 5:48:06 am PST #9924 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Laura, if you want to shoot it this way, I am happy to review

>Seems only yesterday she was echoing my carelessly uttered "oh shit" in a hotel room in SF.

Quite possibly my favorite F2F moment ever. Well, my favorite moment that didn't involve making out, boobies, or shots.

Needless to say, niece is looking for a new vet.

and a lawyer, hopefully.


Liese S. - Dec 01, 2010 5:51:14 am PST #9925 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, Laura. How hard, but good. I would be happy to look at them. Profile addy is good.


Steph L. - Dec 01, 2010 5:52:08 am PST #9926 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

A schnecken is what you would get if a cinnamon roll and a pound of butter had a baby and then baked it in a loaf pan. With raisins.

(Kind of. It's denser than a cinnamon roll, but I can't think of another bread to compare it to.)

That's the best description I can think of.


Calli - Dec 01, 2010 6:02:25 am PST #9927 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope Mr. Peabody's ok.

Happy Hannukah!