Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Nov 30, 2010 6:49:43 am PST #9827 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wonder if I grinded (ground) some baking soda in there, it would help?

I use uncooked rice when I need to clean my burr grinder.


erin_obscure - Nov 30, 2010 6:53:02 am PST #9828 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

good daughter fail. Mom and I are back at her house, and while foraging in her overloaded fridge (my mom is a food hoarder) i pointed out that 3 of the 7 bags of shredded cheese were molding, two tubs of taboulleh are a month past date and smell terrible, and that perhaps having 6 avocados in the fridge might be excessive, since she doesn't actually cook or eat at home and i'm only here for 2 days. Plus storing not yet ripe avocados (and about a gallon of tomatoes) in the fridge pretty much kills the flavour.

Anywho, pointing out to your mom that her irrational food hoarding is wasteful? Bad idea. Now she's sulking and randomly yelling things down the stairs at me. I wanna go home and sleep in my queen sized bed with my kitties.

It's nice of her to stock up on foods i like, but all this produce in the winter? Makes me fell like i have to "clean up" her fridge into my tummy. Don't need that much acid, kthx.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 30, 2010 6:53:32 am PST #9829 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

stale bread can work too.


Vortex - Nov 30, 2010 6:56:35 am PST #9830 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

4th Amendment Wear

Now there's a way to protest those intrusive TSA X-ray scanners without saying a word.

4th Amendment Metallic ink-printed undershirts and underwear.


erin_obscure - Nov 30, 2010 7:04:45 am PST #9831 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

awesome, i apologize for criticizing her and throwing away her food, and now she's criticizing how much "stuff" i have, because clearly the best response to deflect from her hoarding is to point out mine. But i know from prior experience that i if i point out "learned behaviours" i'll get hours of diatribe and i just can't handle that. *sigh* anyone able to airlift me out of Burke, VA for 38 hours?


Vortex - Nov 30, 2010 7:07:00 am PST #9832 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You're in Burke? For how long?


erin_obscure - Nov 30, 2010 7:14:47 am PST #9833 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Dad picks me up Thursday afternoon. At mom's mercy till then.


Vortex - Nov 30, 2010 7:21:54 am PST #9834 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Crap, I can't get out there before then. I've got a board meeting tonight and I've got to go over to Mom's on Wednesday before she leaves on her trip.


DavidS - Nov 30, 2010 7:37:40 am PST #9835 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks, billytea, now I can add "Marmot Mother" to my list of expletives.

"She harangues her daughter until she's a complete stressball. What a Marmot Mother."


-t - Nov 30, 2010 7:45:40 am PST #9836 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Vortex, the two-year-old coffee is probably worth trying. I bet it's fine. Coffee loses flavor over time, but if it's been sealed that will have been minimized. As long as it doesn't smell rancid when you open it, go ahead and brew some up and see if it still tastes good.