Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Nov 26, 2010 1:15:27 pm PST #9537 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

It was great to have you back with is Omnis.


sj - Nov 26, 2010 1:23:48 pm PST #9538 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Vortex, feel better.


sj - Nov 26, 2010 1:25:35 pm PST #9539 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm bored. I have eaten, shopped, and napped. It's too loud in here to read, and I don't have control of the remote


NoiseDesign - Nov 26, 2010 1:27:48 pm PST #9540 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm in a tech rehearsal waiting for my dinner break.


Scrappy - Nov 26, 2010 1:53:27 pm PST #9541 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am about to leave work, to go see HP7!


Steph L. - Nov 26, 2010 2:04:46 pm PST #9542 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

After 5 minutes of her saying "one more thing"

Your mom and my dad went to the same class of How To Drive Your Kid Nuts On The Phone. I will tell my dad "I HAVE TO GO NOW, because I have my coat on and need to leave the house and I am running late already," and he'll go, "Okay...did I tell you about the results of my prostate exam?" and then proceed to tell me about it (using the words "rectum" and "finger in") for 5 more minutes.

I think that when I speak he just hears noises, like the teacher in Charlie Brown, so he just continues on with the agenda he had for that day's phone call. That's honestly the only thing I can conclude, because I don't know how someone could hear and comprehend the words "I HAVE TO GO NOW" and disregard them.

t /my issues, let me show you them


Spidra Webster - Nov 26, 2010 2:31:53 pm PST #9543 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I hope you feel better soon, Vortex.

My day has been filled with pastured kids screaming so I finally gave up on any hope of a meal at home and took a walk. Only about 2 miles but challenging enough considering how long it's been since I did regular walks. The knees were a bit wonky but I concentrated on how I was walking to try to keep things stable. On the way back, I grabbed a hamburger and fried zucchini (so I got the cardio good but not the calorie good from the walk...oh well).


Liese S. - Nov 26, 2010 3:00:38 pm PST #9544 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

With me, it's Dave! He's the one standing with his hand on the doorknob talking for a half hour. So I can't open the door myself and just leave, nor can I sit back down and take off my coat. It is so irritating! But I know about it now, so I just wait until he actually leaves to get up.

But it is okay. I am otherwise having a great time with the various families.


Ginger - Nov 26, 2010 3:47:24 pm PST #9545 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Your mom and my dad went to the same class of How To Drive Your Kid Nuts On The Phone.

My mother was also in that class.


erikaj - Nov 26, 2010 4:36:36 pm PST #9546 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Allyson, that is so sad! Something similar happened to my brother only with a pup.