The meeting did happen, but we're doing the whole bureaucratic dance today (and I'll get to know my terms and all. Exciting! Scary! Dear-Batman-I-Hope-They-Still-Want-Me!).
Good luck with the job overload, hon.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - Nov 21, 2010 9:23:40 pm PST #9194 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2010 10:14:11 pm PST #9195 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My Offical Cornholing is Dirty Story
When I was 12 or 13 my second cousins and I discovered their dad had two pornos and we swiped them and went over to yet another second cousin's house to watch them.
They were the most filthy things I'd ever seen before or since. Hand to god.
One of them had a Deliverancesque plot in which this group of people kidnapped some other group of people on a canoe trip and tied a guy spread-eagle between two trees and penetrated him analy with an ear of corn prompting one of the other kidnappers to laugh that she was ACTUALLY cornholeing the guy.
Now, I don't know what the non-ear of corn in some guy's butt option was, but I suspect it was not referring to the bean bag game.
Honestly. Dirtiest thing I've ever seen.
Shir - Nov 21, 2010 10:26:37 pm PST #9196 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I kindda hate the world, after reading Trudy's spoiler font.
I have no words for people's maliciousness.
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2010 10:31:03 pm PST #9197 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Pornos have lots of nasty stuff, Shir. It's best to not think too hard about any of it and remind yourself the actors are in on the game.
meara - Nov 21, 2010 10:40:23 pm PST #9198 of 30000
I am sad I read Trudy's whitefont. And right before I sleep, too! Unfortunate.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 21, 2010 10:42:16 pm PST #9199 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Damn, this thread was funny while I was asleep.
A new week! In which I'm still not sure what to do about uni. But since I don't officially re-start till January either way, I am not spending the whole of it in the library. Just some of it. OK, probably quite a lot.
Shir - Nov 21, 2010 10:45:59 pm PST #9200 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Ah, the exciting life of an academic! Porn and library!
Pornos have lots of nasty stuff, Shir. It's best to not think too hard about any of it and remind yourself the actors are in on the game.
I know. It was part of my job to index porn sites. And the later part of the sentence is what makes it horrific.
Shir - Nov 21, 2010 10:46:40 pm PST #9201 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And tons of interview~ma to Wed., Seska!
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2010 10:48:18 pm PST #9202 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Some people juggle geese, you know? For all we know that was the actor's fave thing in the world.
Of course, that wasn't what I was thinking at 12 or 13.
Shir - Nov 21, 2010 10:57:55 pm PST #9203 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Yeah, you're right. I just spent way too much time in the National Coordinator of the Battle against Trafficking in Persons' unit and rape crisis lines to question what "consent" even means anymore.
Pro porn, ftr. Just wanna make state that tiny thing, which is very important to me.