Cornhole is a legitimate game, y'all!
...yeah, I can't even type that with a straight face. But apparently Cincinnati is the world capital of cornhole, or something like that. Because we are PURE GODDAMN CLASS.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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Cornhole is a legitimate game, y'all!
...yeah, I can't even type that with a straight face. But apparently Cincinnati is the world capital of cornhole, or something like that. Because we are PURE GODDAMN CLASS.
I have played the GAME and I have enjoyed THE GAME. GAMEGAMEGAMEGAME.
Sure...
Who doesn't like a rousing bit of cornholing?
It was at a party, al fresco--just marvellous.
GAMEGAMEGAME.
Everyone in Cincinnati cornholes. Men, women, children. People buy special equipment to cornhole.
THEY CORNHOLE IN THEIR FRONT YARDS. In front of the neighbors and everything. Hell, the neighbors probably cornhole with them.
WORLD CAPITAL, baby.
I'd never cornholed before. It was my first time. A guy I'd just met had to show me the ropes. But it was good, and I'd do it again.
I am unsubbing from this thread. And NEVER EATING CORN AGAIN.
I for one have never heard of cornholing before in my life. But I refuse to believe that society was EVER innocent enough to NOT think "cornhole" was a double entendre.
I know nothing of cornhole, but I never heard of mowing the lawn in one's undergarments. Is it an American thing?
I feel more self confident today wrt the Where I Live issue. Sometimes, the self esteem is close to zero, and everything about My Life and the Way I'm Living It can seem very dubious. Thanks for listening.