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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Nov 18, 2010 11:06:34 am PST #8917 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I try to look at their nose. That way, I appear to making eye contact, but am not staring.


brenda m - Nov 18, 2010 11:07:36 am PST #8918 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have complained about that. The manager said to me "It's friendlier to use a first name." and I replied "not if it offends the customer.

My eyes skipped over the first name part of the. The Dominick's cashiers (same company, basically) read your name off the receipt but it's definitely last name.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2010 11:14:57 am PST #8919 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Everybody I work with probably thinks I want to shag them or beat them up. Wonderful.


Connie Neil - Nov 18, 2010 11:20:54 am PST #8920 of 30000
brillig

So what do the Safeway cashiers do if you pay in cash and don't use a rewards card that might have your name on it? Go with the first name of the president on the largest bill?


Jars - Nov 18, 2010 11:21:53 am PST #8921 of 30000

I spend a good hour on the tube every day, which is like the epicentre of world eye-contact-avoidance. I sometimes worry it's turning me into some kind of sociopath.


Steph L. - Nov 18, 2010 11:23:52 am PST #8922 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, you know, sorry, Steph.

Heh. If you, personally, stare me down, I'll be flattered.


Spidra Webster - Nov 18, 2010 12:11:42 pm PST #8923 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Ticket acquired. Though I'm bummed to be going to yet another movie by myself. It's not like I absolutely need other people to go to a film, but I've been going by myself for so long now that I'm a bit tired of the loneliness of it.


Hil R. - Nov 18, 2010 12:17:05 pm PST #8924 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I saw a new rheumatologist today. The doctor and the nurse were both very impressed with my ability to list my medications and give my medical history. That kind of confused me -- I mean, I lived my medical history, of course I know it.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2010 12:33:27 pm PST #8925 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I cheerfully forget half my medical history and/or medications, and I'm asked them on an at-least weekly basis. So I have an abbreviated version for the ER. I figure they don't really need to know about my knee surgery, and I don't remember when it was anyway.


Spidra Webster - Nov 18, 2010 12:42:17 pm PST #8926 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

What ita said. I've lived it, but my memory for dates & names sucks.