Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Nov 16, 2010 10:19:48 am PST #8641 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mario Badescu's online three samples per order is my travel life saviour.


Shir - Nov 16, 2010 10:22:02 am PST #8642 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks, 'istas.

In case there's spare ~ma around - tomorrow they're gonna discuss my salary and terms at work. ~ma for "give Shir tons of money and great terms*" would be appreciated.

  • Sadly, I doubt said terms will include cabana boys, but money would be good. Did I mention that most of the said money will be used to purchase certain airline tickets to see certain inhabitants of a certain online board?


lisah - Nov 16, 2010 10:30:45 am PST #8643 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Mario Badescu's online three samples per order is my travel life saviour.

I have about a million Mario Badescu tiny containers! My friend carries that line at her store so I'm forever getting samples of stuff.


Barb - Nov 16, 2010 10:36:06 am PST #8644 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Halp, y'all. I'm feeling weirdly restless and overwhelmed and yet like I haven't done enough.

I'm thrilled that I'm only a week away from the book release and panicked that everyone's going to hate it and it's going to tank as badly as the previous two did, sales-wise and that my career as a writer will be over and that She Who Will Not Be Named will get the last laugh.

I know, I know... I'm being a total Neurotic Writer Drama Llama and I hate it, but I just feel as if I have poison ivy or something trapped beneath my skin and I just can't stop.


Spidra Webster - Nov 16, 2010 10:38:01 am PST #8645 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Jet Blue is having a one day sale. Certain restrictions, blah blah blah

[link]


Steph L. - Nov 16, 2010 10:58:01 am PST #8646 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I still think I will skip the scanners (very, very politely) if it comes up.

Given the choice between the embarrassment of the not-really-a-nudie-but-look-at-all-your-fat picture or the would-qualify-as-sexual-assault-if-you-hadn't-consented-to-it groping, I'd have to pick the nudie pic. There ain't enough therapy in the world that would get me to willingly let a stranger touch my genitals. I don't give a shit that it's through clothes; it's still Wrong Touching.


erin_obscure - Nov 16, 2010 11:05:59 am PST #8647 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Barb - does it ever help to go for a walk and listen to something (like a book on tape that is not at all reminiscent of your work, or she who shall not be named) to distract the brain?


Cass - Nov 16, 2010 11:15:44 am PST #8648 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Toothpaste is my biggest fluid issue. I can't find my brand in travel sizes, and when I switch up, my teeth feel unclean and my mouth tastes funny.

I am considering giving up the travel sizes of toothpaste I don't like and just squishing some into little containers. Man, the Container Store loves me. It's how I have travel-approved sizes of a lot of things.


Tom Scola - Nov 16, 2010 11:50:06 am PST #8649 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

A Short History of Corsetry


Aims - Nov 16, 2010 12:10:58 pm PST #8650 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am holding out for Harry and can not WAIT!! for the wedding. I'll get freaking cable just for that. So very excited.

Dear Kate M.:

Learn from your deceased mother-in-law and di not use silk taffetta. Wrinkles like crazy in a horse drawn carriage.

Love,
Aimee who is anxiously awaiting her invite and her new piece of comemorative china