(Oooh, I could register for replacement cups & tubes for my breast pump! Those might be weird, but they're all under $10.)
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Nov 07, 2010 11:23:19 am PST #7765 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Burrell - Nov 07, 2010 11:40:10 am PST #7766 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
A nice new nursing bra? Of course, that costs a lot more than $10.
Calli - Nov 07, 2010 12:03:00 pm PST #7767 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Sounds like you're getting lots done, smonster. Sorry about the itching, though.
Sorry about the glasses, Ginger.
I've made butternut squash ginger soup. It seemed right for a cold fall day.
erin_obscure - Nov 07, 2010 12:05:07 pm PST #7768 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
belly butter, baby shampoo/soap of a preferred brand too expensive for you to buy for yourself....
smonster - Nov 07, 2010 12:25:00 pm PST #7769 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Dude, some kid just nearly called the pound on me for leaving Frankie outside the store for FIVE MINUTES. It's 50 degrees, he has a sweater, and oh yeah, fur. Am I nuts? That's acceptable; right?
Cass - Nov 07, 2010 12:31:17 pm PST #7770 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
It's 50? I don't see a problem with that. Is it crazy raining? Thunder and lightening? I mean, you could leave ME outside for five minutes in a sweater and I'm good. With no fur even.
smonster - Nov 07, 2010 12:39:48 pm PST #7771 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nope, not raining. Sun was just going down so the brick sidewalk was probably still warm. FFS.
Jessica - Nov 07, 2010 12:41:12 pm PST #7772 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Totally nuts. Did the guy think he was off-leash or something?
erin_obscure - Nov 07, 2010 12:42:09 pm PST #7773 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
that's insane. i denied a caller who wanted cops to come break a dog out of a car b/ the window wasn't cracked and the windows were fogged up. WTF? It was COLD, that dog was way more comfy inside the car than with the windows rolled down. You are not nuts. Dogs like to ride in cars. Stores and coffee shops do not like dogs inside. Obviously dogs are gonna hang out in cars every now and again. It ain't the middle of summer and he's not going to expire from the heat unless there is a some sudden, totally unexpected heat wave that would prob indicate some kind of catastophic disaster.
eta: my rant might possibly not be entirely parallel to smonsters's jerky intruding passerby. Who was still a nosy jerk.
erikaj - Nov 07, 2010 12:47:02 pm PST #7774 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Go, Shir. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." --Gandhi 250,000 signatures on the Olbermann petition. Which, okay, not a big deal, but in two days? DAMN.