What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2010 6:30:03 am PDT #7646 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

HA - after posting last night about how I always try to bring non-cream-non-bacon dishes to Thanksgiving dinner? I'm not hosting this year, we're going to Ethan's aunt's house because she lives in Brooklyn and I'll be 35 weeks pregnant at that point (normally we go to one or the other parents' house in DC and I do most of the cooking). She finally got back to me on what she wants me to bring - onion pie and creamed spinach. So much for providing a lighter option!

Maybe I'll offer to also bring green beans in a nice citrusy vinaigrette, just for balance. Or offer to make the salad.

[Huh. Posting that reminded me that I was pregnant at Thanksgiving last year too. Last year can seriously go fuck itself.]


smonster - Nov 06, 2010 6:43:53 am PDT #7647 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So of course, given all the shit I have to do, I'm kicking it off with a mani-pedi and the DVR.

People who would walk out of a wedding over the food are assholes of the first order, and should be sentenced to a long walk and dinner with Bear Grylls. The kind where he dares not light a fire, and has to eat the snakes and grubs raw.


Pix - Nov 06, 2010 6:56:03 am PDT #7648 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

My two best friends are a vegetarian and a vegan, and never once have they made me feel guilty about my omnivorous ways. We host an urban family thanksgiving for our local friends, and the only thing that has meat is the turkey. I don't trust stuffing in the bird (and I use Trader Joe's amazing stuffing, btw, which is om nom nom), and Alton Brown's recipe precludes it anyway (you put aromatics like a baked apple, rosemary, and cinnamon sticks in), so it seems to work out well. Everyone has plenty to eat, and no one feels judged. Win.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2010 7:05:07 am PDT #7649 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The best inside/outside stuffing compromise I've ever found is Cook's Illustrated's high-roast butterflied turkey. You butterfly the turkey and then roast it on a wire rack over a roasting pan full of stuffing. You still get the full flavor benefit of drippings infusing the stuffing with turkey-y goodness, but also a nice crispy top from being in the oven AND the turkey cooks faster & more evenly.

(It does mean making extra stuffing for the vegetarians and cooking it separately, but extra stuffing has never really struck me as a Thanksgiving problem.)


Burrell - Nov 06, 2010 7:37:51 am PDT #7650 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Mmm Jessica, onion pie sounds delicious. Do you have a recipe handy?


DCJensen - Nov 06, 2010 7:44:09 am PDT #7651 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

anybody ever try combining cheese and chocolate?

Process cheese (Velveeta) and chocolate make a remarkably smooth and tasty fudge.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2010 7:50:17 am PDT #7652 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mmm Jessica, onion pie sounds delicious. Do you have a recipe handy?

I usually play around with it a bit, but Paula Deen's is pretty close - more or less a quiche, but with a Southern pedigree:

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One thing I always do is cook the onions until they're completely soft and almost starting to caramelize so there's no chance of biting into a crunchy one in the finished pie.


smonster - Nov 06, 2010 7:54:11 am PDT #7653 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cat pee on dog bed. ::sigh:: Message received, felines.


Burrell - Nov 06, 2010 7:55:28 am PDT #7654 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh that looks good. In my head I was imagining something different, more like a caramelized onion tart.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2010 7:58:02 am PDT #7655 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, I love the fact that I married a man who does laundry without having to be asked, but I just found ANOTHER one of my socks in Dylan's dresser. My feet are an adult women's 10, his are a toddler 9. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO MIX THOSE UP??