Hey now!
I'm going to go sit in shame in the corner, okay?
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Nov 04, 2010 9:37:16 am PDT #7468 of 30000
Because books.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2010 9:40:50 am PDT #7469 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You should feel bad!
(Although only two of my rotating wallpapers are Winchesters--the other six are Batman)
Amy - Nov 04, 2010 9:42:45 am PDT #7470 of 30000
Because books.
Traitor! Also a traitor! Hmph.
sj - Nov 04, 2010 9:44:35 am PDT #7471 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm heading to what is hopefully my final fitting for my wedding dress.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2010 9:45:00 am PDT #7472 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've been obsessed with Batman since I was 8. Those Winchester kids are lucky to even edge into that obsession.
Or, wait, am I lucky? I get confused sometimes.
Amy - Nov 04, 2010 9:48:28 am PDT #7473 of 30000
Because books.
Wedding dress! I can't wait to see pictures, sj.
Vortex - Nov 04, 2010 10:20:28 am PDT #7474 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
A joke from one of my other threads:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
Burrell - Nov 04, 2010 10:31:26 am PDT #7475 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
ha Vortex!
So my appointment was a mixed bag. On the one hand, no long term health issues, but on the other, I've only escaped a scalpel temporarily. SURGERY (his word, not mine) is scheduled in a couple weeks. Oh and, while he's at it, he wants to BURN something off my face WITHOUT ANESTHETIC too.
Sorry to go all asscaps on y'all but yeowch!
Cashmere - Nov 04, 2010 10:37:01 am PDT #7476 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
WTF! Burn? No anesthetic?
Amy - Nov 04, 2010 10:42:39 am PDT #7477 of 30000
Because books.
Yikes, Burrell. But good that it's nothing long-term?