We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Nov 03, 2010 10:58:25 am PDT #7396 of 30000

Well, yeah. Thanks sparky--since architect lady was being so evasive I'm suspicious. And since I just planted blueberry bushes there, and they'd have to trump through my garden if they want to use the alley...yeah. And the inspection report says neighboring structures don't have basements. Which is false.


billytea - Nov 03, 2010 11:22:46 am PDT #7397 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Awww, I'm sorry billytea. You're going to ruin the whole tradition of in-law jokes, though, if you keep this up.

Heh. I tend to think they took care of that themselves. Thanks everyone. Their visas are good for a while, so they'll still come out once her arm has healed, but it still sucks.


Zenkitty - Nov 03, 2010 12:08:07 pm PDT #7398 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Well, I went and complained as soon as it happened, and they claim there are procedures that I haven't followed (I'd argue that they haven't communicated them to me, but there you go) with regards to making contact with a departmental fire rep and organising an evacuation plan.

The fuck? It's YOUR responsibility to make an evacuation plan? Like hell.


smonster - Nov 03, 2010 1:38:56 pm PDT #7399 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

AMYTH, ~MA, INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH.


§ ita § - Nov 03, 2010 1:41:43 pm PDT #7400 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Best of ~ma, amyth.


Trudy Booth - Nov 03, 2010 1:52:35 pm PDT #7401 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Silly amyth, you're asking for frikkin' BRAIN SURGERY ~MA~ this cannot be overdone. I'm just sorry you have to keep skipping.


Kate P. - Nov 03, 2010 1:53:48 pm PDT #7402 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of ~ma to you and your family, amyth. May a veritable force field of ~ma gently surround your brother and protect him from any further complications. Wishing hard for a good outcome, and keeping you in my thoughts.


Burrell - Nov 03, 2010 1:55:53 pm PDT #7403 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

amyth, tons of ~ma and strength to your whole family.


Calli - Nov 03, 2010 1:58:20 pm PDT #7404 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

All possible ~ma, amyth. I'm right next door if you need anything.


Beverly - Nov 03, 2010 2:09:10 pm PDT #7405 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Massive amounts of ~ma for amyth and family.

bt, I'm so sorry about your MIL's arm. May it heal fast and may they make their visit soon.

JZ, sorry about the crap with the car. Ugh, ordinary people just trying to manage without causing anybody else harm or inconvenience? Trod on, unmercifully. I wish there was an antidote.

One for you, too, Seska.

I know rice flour makes a good pancake.

I can testify to the veracity of this statement. And the numminess.